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Caption Contest 08-16-2019

Bronze:

"Silver linings playbook, there's not a single burr left on or near the trail now." - Ian

Silver:

Despite going into botany, Dr. Victoria Frankenstein couldn't resist the family calling. - Mario!!!

Gold:

"No water I'm a succulent." - Mervin97

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Comment by MacSpruce on August 27, 2019 at 7:39pm

And then she nipped him in the bud. 

Comment by 38chrysler on August 19, 2019 at 2:34pm

I haven't seen someone with so many pricks in their mouth since I was a Porn Star...

Comment by Jams3kds on August 19, 2019 at 5:07am

Most people know him as Katy Perry's fiance

Comment by Jams3kds on August 19, 2019 at 5:03am

Like many Californians, he's a transplant

Comment by Jams3kds on August 19, 2019 at 4:57am

It's not too uncomfortable but the squirrels won't leave my nuts alone

Comment by Jams3kds on August 19, 2019 at 4:55am

This is what happens when you live below an underpass

Comment by Ian on August 18, 2019 at 10:42pm

"Silver linings playbook, there's not a single burr left on or near the trail now."

Comment by Ian on August 18, 2019 at 10:40pm

"It wasn't easy, but I picked these for you Mother."

"Silly, you know I'm allergic to those!"

Comment by JJJ23 on August 18, 2019 at 8:53am

He's way into giving people a little prick.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 17, 2019 at 4:56pm

Worst case of envy I've ever seen.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 17, 2019 at 4:53pm

All made up and nowhere to grow.

Comment by Rotwang on August 17, 2019 at 1:52pm

Say "aaaahhhhgriculture"

Comment by blkbwayne on August 17, 2019 at 11:21am

Coincidentally his name is Bud

Comment by blkbwayne on August 17, 2019 at 11:15am

The Regrettable Hulk

Comment by KariGrant on August 17, 2019 at 11:14am

Who made my suit? Botanical 500.

Comment by blkbwayne on August 17, 2019 at 11:14am

When your Grandma surprises you with a DIY cosplay costume fior Comic-Con 

Comment by KariGrant on August 17, 2019 at 11:10am

My mother gave away my onesie made from dried umbilical cords.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 17, 2019 at 3:06am

Helen grew this from a seed.  Unfortunately, it didn't turn into Brad Pitt.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 17, 2019 at 3:02am

Doug always breaks out when he hears the word Trump.

Comment by Scrunt on August 16, 2019 at 8:32pm

Mother Nature doesn't like to talk about her deviant sister, Auntie Christ.

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