I think I just pulled my calf. - blkbwayne
"We're on our way to the T-Rex Paddock." - Ian
Gold (Special Voice of Experience Edition):
*sigh* *unzip* - Rotwang
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Woa what great calf muscles.
"Of course it's a Jersey Cow, New Jersey."
that's why they call them "cowpokes"
Oh, you said camel tow?
"He's stubborn and he's from Jersey."
"Bring a .22 and a hoist."
"I know you have a line for burgers, we're doing the best we can."
"Yeah Joan we're going to need the strap on."
This is actually her first rodeo...
"Go short on cattle futures."
The fair is great. They even have a lady magician who can turn a cow into a draggin'
The Gripes of Calf
They’re making a Moo Moo
That ain’t even the calf of it....
"I don't know what's wrong with it. I think it might have run out of calfeine."
"We're on our way to the T-Rex Paddock."
"He won't budge! This is bull's wool!"
"This isn't fair and this isn't ground!" Thought the bovine.
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