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Caption Contest 08-13-2019

Bronze:

I think I just pulled my calf. - blkbwayne

Silver:

"We're on our way to the T-Rex Paddock." - Ian

Gold (Special Voice of Experience Edition):

*sigh* *unzip* - Rotwang

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Comment by MacSpruce on August 19, 2019 at 9:06pm

Beef jerky

Comment by MacSpruce on August 19, 2019 at 8:58pm

M-m-m-m, tenderloins.

Comment by Rotwang on August 17, 2019 at 1:50pm

Woa what great calf muscles. 

Comment by Ian on August 15, 2019 at 10:10pm

"Of course it's a Jersey Cow,  New Jersey."

Comment by mellowpuma on August 15, 2019 at 7:53pm

that's why they call them "cowpokes"

Comment by JJJ23 on August 15, 2019 at 11:31am

Oh, you said camel tow?

Comment by Mervin97 on August 15, 2019 at 5:24am

"He's stubborn and he's from Jersey." 

Comment by Mervin97 on August 15, 2019 at 5:22am

"Bring a .22 and a hoist." 

Comment by Mervin97 on August 15, 2019 at 5:16am

"I know you have a line for burgers, we're doing the best we can."

Comment by Mervin97 on August 15, 2019 at 5:07am

"Yeah Joan we're going to need the strap on."

Comment by blkbwayne on August 15, 2019 at 5:06am

This is actually her first rodeo...

Comment by Ian on August 14, 2019 at 11:39pm

"Go short on cattle futures."

Comment by KariGrant on August 14, 2019 at 11:08pm

The fair is great. They even have a lady magician who can turn a cow into a draggin'

Comment by blkbwayne on August 14, 2019 at 10:56pm

The Gripes of Calf

Comment by blkbwayne on August 14, 2019 at 9:39pm

They’re making a Moo Moo

Comment by blkbwayne on August 14, 2019 at 9:37pm

That ain’t even the calf of it....

Comment by Scrunt on August 14, 2019 at 8:17pm

"I don't know what's wrong with it.  I think it might have run out of calfeine."

Comment by Ian on August 14, 2019 at 7:52pm

"We're on our way to the T-Rex Paddock." 

Comment by Ian on August 14, 2019 at 7:46pm

"He won't budge!  This is bull's wool!"

Comment by Ian on August 14, 2019 at 7:39pm

"This isn't fair and this isn't ground!" Thought the bovine.

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