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Caption Contest 08-12-2018

Special Snappy Answer Awards:

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.... - 38chrysler

“I know you are, but what am I?” - Scrunt

"Would a robot do this? Or this? Or this even? I think not, sir." - Ian

Bronze:

this is why every park needs a homeless guy, they clear out rabble like this. - mellowpuma

Silver:

Great, now just let me know which of your sockets you'd like me to input my authentication into and we'll see about that proof. - PumpyFumblemilkskin

Gold:

"AI says what?" - LL Bein

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Comment by MacSpruce on September 2, 2018 at 6:44pm

Captcha seeking Pitcha

Comment by JJJ23 on August 28, 2018 at 10:26am

Love is never having to say your battery is low.

Comment by LL Bein on August 26, 2018 at 6:23pm

Some replicants can, others teach.

Comment by LL Bein on August 26, 2018 at 6:20pm

AI says what?

Comment by Jams3kds on August 22, 2018 at 6:40am

Give it about 20 minutes...I changed your coffee to decaf

Comment by Jams3kds on August 22, 2018 at 6:38am

Robodicks, they're everywhere

Comment by JJJ23 on August 19, 2018 at 2:43pm

Um, how bout this heat that we're both totally experiencing? I might take a drink from that other cup of coffee like us people do,not now, definitely later though when you're gone. Uh-um, football?

Comment by JJJ23 on August 19, 2018 at 2:36pm

YOU ARE A PROSTITUTE

    SUCK MY DICK

Comment by AKAAB on August 17, 2018 at 3:52pm

Just remember Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics when I stick my foot up your arse.  

Comment by AKAAB on August 17, 2018 at 3:50pm

Easy...all I need to do is hit you in the face, then pick out all of the cars in the photos. Done!

Comment by MacSpruce on August 15, 2018 at 9:26pm

Captcha me if you can!

Comment by mellowpuma on August 15, 2018 at 7:24am

this is why every park needs a homeless guy, they clear out rabble like this.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 15, 2018 at 7:16am

it must be difficult being so smart!  how ever did you learn that robot means slave in czech?  so anyone with a job is a slave, consider me truth bombed!  oh, look's like your mom is here with your lunch, i'll leave you to it.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 15, 2018 at 7:04am

i can't decide if i want to hurt you, or watch someone hurting you,  cause i'm not hurting myself. 

Comment by mellowpuma on August 15, 2018 at 7:03am

the alt right: they'll make you think ... that they have too much free time.  

Comment by mellowpuma on August 15, 2018 at 6:59am

dude, you're forgetting the first rule of robot club.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 15, 2018 at 6:53am

no.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 15, 2018 at 6:53am

"street philosophers":  i didn't think there was anything worse than street magicians.  i was wrong.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 15, 2018 at 6:41am

give me your coffee cup for about 7 minutes, and i can provide some proof.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 15, 2018 at 6:38am

robots don't jack off in public.  boom.  i win.

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