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Caption Contest 08-12-2018

Special Snappy Answer Awards:

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.... - 38chrysler

“I know you are, but what am I?” - Scrunt

"Would a robot do this? Or this? Or this even? I think not, sir." - Ian

Bronze:

this is why every park needs a homeless guy, they clear out rabble like this. - mellowpuma

Silver:

Great, now just let me know which of your sockets you'd like me to input my authentication into and we'll see about that proof. - PumpyFumblemilkskin

Gold:

"AI says what?" - LL Bein

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Comment by Rotwang on August 15, 2018 at 4:50am

In other words, tits or G.I.G.O.

Comment by PumpyFumblemilkskin on August 14, 2018 at 7:32pm

Great, now just let me know which of your sockets you'd like me to input my authentication into and we'll see about that proof.

Comment by 38chrysler on August 14, 2018 at 9:04am

Sticks and Stones may break my bones but a Nuclear EMP will wipe out all my data...

Comment by Ian on August 13, 2018 at 7:15pm

"If you would follow me to nearest hospital I would be delighted to perform the transplant surgery you requested."

Comment by Ian on August 13, 2018 at 7:07pm

"Would a robot do this? Or this? Or this even? I think not, sir."

Comment by Ian on August 13, 2018 at 7:04pm

"Sell crazy someplace else chief.  And take your cybernetic trees with you."

Comment by Ian on August 13, 2018 at 7:03pm

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

Comment by Ian on August 13, 2018 at 7:02pm

"01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01100100"

Comment by Scrunt on August 13, 2018 at 5:10pm

You laugh, but he's signed up more people for the US Army than any other recruiter in the country.

Comment by Scrunt on August 13, 2018 at 5:07pm

“Are you sure you don’t mean Row Boat?  I really feel like I’m a Row Boat.”

Comment by Scrunt on August 13, 2018 at 5:06pm

After getting beat up for the third time that day, Gerald added, “NOTE: I DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO ISAAC ASIMOV’S 3 LAWS OF ROBOTICS!” to the bottom of his sign.

Comment by Scrunt on August 13, 2018 at 5:06pm

“Well, I guess that would explain my attraction to vacuum cleaners.”

Comment by Scrunt on August 13, 2018 at 5:05pm

Incredibly, U, Robot was even dumber than the first movie.

Comment by Scrunt on August 13, 2018 at 5:05pm

“I know you are, but what am I?”

Comment by KariGrant on August 13, 2018 at 1:10pm

Robot Karioke never caught on.

Comment by KariGrant on August 13, 2018 at 1:09pm

lamest podcast ever.

Comment by Mario!!! on August 13, 2018 at 8:47am

"Dude, you've got to stop watching Blade Runner."

Comment by Mario!!! on August 13, 2018 at 8:46am

"Oh yeah?  Well then you can bite my shiny metal ass!"

Comment by Mervin97 on August 13, 2018 at 7:03am

Drop your draws and put your elbows on the table and I'll show you.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 13, 2018 at 6:55am

"Hey buddy you got a little something on your face."

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