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Not many people were stopping by until Doug's mom dropped off some lemonade for him to sell.
"Motherfucker, does this look like Boston Dynamics to you?"
"Dude, now is not the fucking time or place for a Voight-Kampff test."
"Is that what you said to your sex doll right you before you mutilated it while Alexa was chattering away in the background?"
"Sure, thing. Have you had your annual lobotomy yet?"
"Actually, Neo, you're the robot & have been this entire time. You're gonna be so freaked out when you wake up from this dream."
"Why would that be? Because I said I was looking for Sarah Connor?"
See?.... they are real and they're spectacular.
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that....
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