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Caption Contest 08-12-2018

Special Snappy Answer Awards:

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.... - 38chrysler

“I know you are, but what am I?” - Scrunt

"Would a robot do this? Or this? Or this even? I think not, sir." - Ian

Bronze:

this is why every park needs a homeless guy, they clear out rabble like this. - mellowpuma

Silver:

Great, now just let me know which of your sockets you'd like me to input my authentication into and we'll see about that proof. - PumpyFumblemilkskin

Gold:

"AI says what?" - LL Bein

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Comment by Mervin97 on August 13, 2018 at 6:54am

No, I'm a fucking robot.

Comment by Iverneil on August 12, 2018 at 6:09pm

Hey, R22, didn’t I tell you yesterday to stay the fuck out of the park?

Comment by Iverneil on August 12, 2018 at 6:06pm

Ok but, I’m not giving you any money.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 12, 2018 at 4:18pm

No thanks!  I'll just go to the lady at the next table selling bong hits.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 12, 2018 at 4:14pm

Changing his mind was like changing a diaper... only messier!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 12, 2018 at 4:12pm

A mind is a terrible thing to artificially inseminate.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 12, 2018 at 4:08pm

Not many people were stopping by until Doug's mom dropped off some lemonade for him to sell.

Comment by VomitFlop on August 12, 2018 at 11:56am

"Motherfucker, does this look like Boston Dynamics to you?"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 12, 2018 at 11:53am

"Dude, now is not the fucking time or place for a Voight-Kampff test."

Comment by VomitFlop on August 12, 2018 at 11:52am

"Is that what you said to your sex doll right you before you mutilated it while Alexa was chattering away in the background?"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 12, 2018 at 11:49am

"Sure, thing. Have you had your annual lobotomy yet?"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 12, 2018 at 11:48am

"Actually, Neo, you're the robot & have been this entire time. You're gonna be so freaked out when you wake up from this dream."

Comment by VomitFlop on August 12, 2018 at 11:47am

"Why would that be? Because I said I was looking for Sarah Connor?"

Comment by 38chrysler on August 12, 2018 at 12:06am

See?.... they are real and they're spectacular.

Comment by 38chrysler on August 11, 2018 at 10:39pm

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that....

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