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Caption Contest 08-10-2019

Special Slow Learners Awards:

"This is a red stripe, any questions?" - Mervin97

"Based on this pattern who in the class thinks the next stripe will be white?" - Jams3kds

This stripe here represents the blood of future civilians who will be gunned down in shopping centers. - JJJ23

Bronze:

Stars & Stripes for Edna - VomitFlop

Silver:

"Who can tell me what brand of beer I'm thinking of right now?" - Ian

Gold:

After Betsy Ross's presentation to Congress, they elected to accept her flag design but reject her proposed national motto of Duty Before Pleasure from the Enslaved Boy. - Scrunt

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Comment by MacSpruce on August 19, 2019 at 8:57pm

And this here was when President Clinton visited our school. 

Comment by MacSpruce on August 19, 2019 at 8:56pm

So the red represents the Republican party and the white represents white people, and together that’s pretty much what our great country is all about.

Comment by MacSpruce on August 19, 2019 at 8:53pm

Flags of Our Mothers

Comment by JJJ23 on August 15, 2019 at 11:33am

This stitch here is how come we should all wear rugs like they're clothes.

Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2019 at 7:00pm

"Based on this pattern who in the class thinks the next stripe will be white?"

Comment by Jams3kds on August 14, 2019 at 6:51pm

"Sadly just like my husband's penis, it seems this thing stays at half staff all the time."

Comment by Rotwang on August 13, 2019 at 8:10pm

Red Stripe, it's beer! Hooray beer!

Comment by blkbwayne on August 13, 2019 at 1:55pm

Betsy Lost 

Comment by mellowpuma on August 13, 2019 at 2:32am

she has a shawl and a cuberbun.... altert ice ... she's an al quedia sleeper agent!

Comment by mellowpuma on August 13, 2019 at 2:29am

it's like a rap video, except the everything.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 13, 2019 at 2:28am

why are there only 13 stars on your flag mrs. schriber?

Comment by JJJ23 on August 12, 2019 at 3:02pm

This stripe here represents the blood of future civilians who will be gunned down in shopping centers.

Comment by JJJ23 on August 12, 2019 at 2:59pm

And this is the backside where the flag poop comes out. 

Comment by Mario!!! on August 12, 2019 at 8:51am

"Refusing to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, that's a paddling. . ."

Comment by Mario!!! on August 12, 2019 at 8:34am

"THIS here, children, is the original Call of Duty."

Comment by Mervin97 on August 12, 2019 at 6:41am

"This is George Washington's cum stain."

Comment by Mervin97 on August 12, 2019 at 6:40am

"George Washington came here."

Comment by Mervin97 on August 12, 2019 at 6:39am

Betsy Ross explaining the stitch she used to sew the first American flag. 

Comment by Mervin97 on August 12, 2019 at 6:37am

"This is a red stripe, any questions?"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 12, 2019 at 12:36am

Stars & Stripes for Edna

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