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Caption Contest 08-10-2019

Special Slow Learners Awards:

"This is a red stripe, any questions?" - Mervin97

"Based on this pattern who in the class thinks the next stripe will be white?" - Jams3kds

This stripe here represents the blood of future civilians who will be gunned down in shopping centers. - JJJ23

Bronze:

Stars & Stripes for Edna - VomitFlop

Silver:

"Who can tell me what brand of beer I'm thinking of right now?" - Ian

Gold:

After Betsy Ross's presentation to Congress, they elected to accept her flag design but reject her proposed national motto of Duty Before Pleasure from the Enslaved Boy. - Scrunt

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Comment by VomitFlop on August 12, 2019 at 12:32am

Flag of Our Fodder

Comment by VomitFlop on August 12, 2019 at 12:31am

"No, Ethel, you can't use it as a cape."

Comment by VomitFlop on August 12, 2019 at 12:31am

"And if I catch any of you whippersnappers kneeling, you'll get a swift rap across your knuckles!"

Comment by Ian on August 11, 2019 at 9:03pm

"Who can tell me what brand of beer I'm thinking of right now?"

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2019 at 4:48pm

"It's not disrespectful to use the flag as a jizz rag as long as you don't let it touch the ground.  Any other questions?"

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2019 at 4:46pm

Don't Tread on Meemaw!

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2019 at 4:45pm

After Betsy Ross's presentation to Congress, they elected to accept her flag design but reject her proposed national motto of Duty Before Pleasure from the Enslaved Boy.

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2019 at 4:36pm

Ironically, Gertrude bought the flag at a duty free store in the airport on her way back from Moscow.

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2019 at 4:34pm

"Red hair, white skin and blue veins.  I'm as American as they come!"

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2019 at 4:31pm

Old Gloria Meets Old Glory

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 11, 2019 at 8:29am

This moment in history has been brought to you by, "Orville's Organic Stool Softner."

Comment by KariGrant on August 11, 2019 at 8:27am

Nostradamus predicted "when the trumpster turns from orange to red, rats will overtake his urine soaked bed."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 11, 2019 at 8:26am

The Pointer Sister they never talked about.

Comment by KariGrant on August 11, 2019 at 8:24am

They gave me the flag as a reward for coming up with the slogan, "Duty before pleasing the naked boy."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 11, 2019 at 8:22am

"Sorry, I meant Doody Before Pleasure!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 11, 2019 at 8:18am

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for me because I haven't been laid since Woodstock!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 11, 2019 at 8:13am

After a few drinks, third grade teacher Miss Throckmorton was flagged.

Comment by KariGrant on August 11, 2019 at 6:22am

and another reason I chose not to wear this scarf is because this clashes with my hair.

Comment by KariGrant on August 11, 2019 at 6:20am

and the stripes represent the type of bass found prevalent in most of our lakes.

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