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Caption Contest 08-10-2017

Bronze:

Crawler translation: (Today in entertainment news, Taylor Swift say word "Ass" in court). - MadAdam

Silver:

"You know what they say: Here today, Guam tomorrow." - Mario!!!

Gold:

"We're expecting record highs this Saturday, with an afternoon temperature of more than 100,000,000° Celsius.  Be sure to have plenty of water on hand and apply 50,000,000 SPF sunscreen every five minutes, even if you're indoors." - Ian

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Comment by VomitFlop on August 10, 2017 at 8:17am

Duped Nukem

Comment by VomitFlop on August 10, 2017 at 8:16am

"...and that will be the Smoke Monster's compelling backstory. Alright, let's break for brunch."

Comment by VomitFlop on August 10, 2017 at 8:15am

"It is end of world & I feel nothing at all."

Comment by VomitFlop on August 10, 2017 at 8:14am

"The graphics in this game are amazing!"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 10, 2017 at 8:13am

"The Americans shouldn't have anything to worry about. That silly wall of theirs will protect them."

Comment by Whiz Kid on August 10, 2017 at 7:56am
As each message is passed person to person the Chinese telephone will be the newest iPhone ever
Comment by Whiz Kid on August 10, 2017 at 7:43am
Ballistick 'stic pics were photoshopped to be bigger than the global train passenger community and crisis was overted
Comment by Whiz Kid on August 10, 2017 at 7:23am
Bazooka Joe still wasn't super funny after escaping gum prison
Comment by 38chrysler on August 10, 2017 at 6:46am

The Weather today in North Korea is Stormy with Raining Rockets with a good chance of Hell....

Comment by Mervin97 on August 10, 2017 at 5:49am

With his new glasses and sitting 3 inches from a 70 inch T V, Rim Me Hand Job was able to see his favorite show.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 10, 2017 at 5:30am

In North Korea skinny four eye little brother is always watching.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 10, 2017 at 5:28am

Nothing makes Kim Lee harder then watching a missile forecast.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 10, 2017 at 5:16am

"So the fastest way between two points is a straight line, so we will miss hitting the island with our missile."

Comment by KariGrant on August 10, 2017 at 4:13am

...and once hurricane Phukk-phace leaves the Kkorean peninsula, it may or may not follow this path. And now, as you can see, my most honorable phart has lifted the back flap of my jacket.

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