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Caption Contest 08-10-2017

Bronze:

Crawler translation: (Today in entertainment news, Taylor Swift say word "Ass" in court). - MadAdam

Silver:

"You know what they say: Here today, Guam tomorrow." - Mario!!!

Gold:

"We're expecting record highs this Saturday, with an afternoon temperature of more than 100,000,000° Celsius.  Be sure to have plenty of water on hand and apply 50,000,000 SPF sunscreen every five minutes, even if you're indoors." - Ian

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Comment by MadAdam on August 11, 2017 at 9:15pm

Supreme Reader say "Mr. Trump, You be good, I promise just the tip".

Comment by MadAdam on August 11, 2017 at 9:14pm

Crawler translation: (Today in entertainment news, Taylor Swift say word "Ass" in court).

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2017 at 6:21pm

War Games 2: This Shit Just Got Real!

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2017 at 6:20pm

"I told you this would happen if you fed Kim Jong-un after midnight."

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2017 at 6:14pm

Will someone please send Dennis Rodman to Guam?  Some good should come out of this if the North Koreans actually launch.

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2017 at 6:11pm

I nuked Guam into a burning ring of fire.  It went down, down, down as the flames went higher

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2017 at 6:08pm

"Silly North Koreans, don't you know playing Missile Command hasn't been cool since the 1980's?"

Comment by Scrunt on August 11, 2017 at 6:07pm

"Your pathetic missile defense shield will not save you.  We are launching using the crane technique.  When done right, no can defense."

Comment by Iverneil on August 11, 2017 at 1:35pm

The North Koreans reported that was the United States

Comment by Iverneil on August 11, 2017 at 1:33pm

The reporter thought he could get away with the illegal haircut, he thought wrong

Comment by Mervin97 on August 11, 2017 at 6:19am

Gomer He Pyle KPA was a blatant rip off of Gomer Pyle USMC.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 11, 2017 at 6:15am

"If Godzilla doesn't kill Ghidorah, we'll send a nuke somewhere over here, nowhere near where it should go."

Comment by Ian on August 11, 2017 at 3:09am

"The nuclear tests aren't tests, they're trying to kill something.”

Comment by Ian on August 11, 2017 at 3:06am

"The good news is we won't have any more Mondays."

Comment by Ian on August 10, 2017 at 11:17pm

"We're expecting record highs this Saturday, with an afternoon temperature of more than 100,000,000° Celsius.  Be sure to have plenty of water on hand and apply 50,000,000 SPF sunscreen every five minutes, even if you're indoors."

Comment by Rotwang on August 10, 2017 at 5:20pm

North Korea's Weather Channel got canceled right after they cancelled a landmass. 

Comment by Whiz Kid on August 10, 2017 at 3:36pm
Chicago Bulls fan base can no longer wait for a ring to start flipping cars
Comment by Mario!!! on August 10, 2017 at 8:52am

"You know what they say: Here today, Guam tomorrow."

Comment by Mario!!! on August 10, 2017 at 8:36am

Seeing the enormous size of that missile made Private Wee Dong feel more insecure than ever.

Comment by VomitFlop on August 10, 2017 at 8:20am

"Wait, just a goddamn minute! Are we sending over the missile filled with the tickle powder, the paranoia toxin, or the medium sized fire ants?"

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