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Let’s just say Lady Bird should’ve never left Sacramento and leave it at that.
The Bird Lady of Alley Cat Rash
“I learned two things today: pigeons don’t taste like chicken and, if you don’t pluck’em first, you’ll be farting feathers for hours.”
Must be homingless pigeons.
“Hey, where are you all going? Get back here! You haven’t eaten all the lice off me yet!”
“Sanity and sobriety are for the birds, I always say!”
Mona might not have been literally birdbrained, but you’d be hard pressed to tell.
"Their stool makes me for a most delectable moisturizer. Care to indulge?"
"I need you to reach Cersei as soon as possible, do you understand me?!"
"Fly, you fools!"
"Ma'am, if you could please refrain from vigorously stroking the birds till their heads explode, we'd greatly appreciate it."
Right before she scares the shit out of the Sticky Bandits in New York City.
“Fly, my pretties, fly!”
One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest
Ahh shucks, no Minnie Pearls.
When doves scream.
"Ok guy's this how you give mouth to mouth."
Dinner in the park with Rita was not an off Broadway show.
don't pigeon hole her, also, you don't want to know what she thinks that means.
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