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Comment by Ian on August 12, 2018 at 12:30am

"I'm telling you, any day now the Big White Alien Spheres are going to come for me.  They come in groups mostly.  They like my energy."

Comment by KariGrant on August 11, 2018 at 1:16pm

A formerly well known comedienne's career continues to tank as someone spots her selling used dildos disguised as pigeons outside the Whitehouse.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 11, 2018 at 3:31am

#WWTDMD

Comment by mellowpuma on August 11, 2018 at 3:29am

i see damaged goods, and i think about my romantic prospects.  the game is on boys!

Comment by 38chrysler on August 10, 2018 at 12:05pm

...she drives a Coop DeVille.

Comment by Iverneil on August 10, 2018 at 9:42am

Truth was, the pigeons couldn’t stand her.

Comment by AKAAB on August 10, 2018 at 8:23am

The new Mary Poppins movie is grittier than the original.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 10, 2018 at 2:58am

Thelma Loony for President 2020

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 10, 2018 at 2:55am

A bird in the hand is worth two in the slammer!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 10, 2018 at 2:52am

... and then there's Maude.

Comment by Iverneil on August 9, 2018 at 10:49pm

Coop d etat

Comment by Ian on August 9, 2018 at 9:14pm

Jurassic World:  Fallen Teeth

Comment by Ian on August 9, 2018 at 9:14pm

Ben figures he's saved at least a million dollars and ten thousand hours by learning to look away at just the right moment.

Comment by Ian on August 9, 2018 at 9:05pm

The same song has been stuck in her head on loud repeat since 1980.

Comment by Ian on August 9, 2018 at 9:02pm

"Pigeons, they come for the crumbs and stay for the crazy."

Comment by Ian on August 9, 2018 at 9:01pm

"You know why they call them Rock Doves?  You get to know them when you hit rock bottom."

Comment by MacSpruce on August 9, 2018 at 8:48pm

Elton John is losing it. 

Comment by MacSpruce on August 9, 2018 at 8:48pm

She's been described as statuesque. 

Comment by PumpyFumblemilkskin on August 9, 2018 at 6:51pm

She loved replying to tweets but usually ended up in deep shit with her followers.

Comment by Scrunt on August 9, 2018 at 5:08pm

Let’s just say Lady Bird should’ve never left Sacramento and leave it at that.

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