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Caption Contest 08-09-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Dinner in the park with Rita was not an off Broadway show. - Mervin97

One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest - Mario!!!

The same song has been stuck in her head on loud repeat since 1980. - Ian

Bronze:

don't pigeon hole her, also, you don't want to know what she thinks that means. - mellowpuma

Silver:

Must be homingless pigeons. - Scrunt

Gold:

She loved replying to tweets but usually ended up in deep shit with her followers. - PumpyFumblemilkskin

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Comment by PumpyFumblemilkskin on August 9, 2018 at 6:51pm

She loved replying to tweets but usually ended up in deep shit with her followers.

Comment by Scrunt on August 9, 2018 at 5:08pm

Let’s just say Lady Bird should’ve never left Sacramento and leave it at that.

Comment by Scrunt on August 9, 2018 at 5:07pm

The Bird Lady of Alley Cat Rash

Comment by Scrunt on August 9, 2018 at 5:06pm

“I learned two things today: pigeons don’t taste like chicken and, if you don’t pluck’em first, you’ll be farting feathers for hours.”

Comment by Scrunt on August 9, 2018 at 5:06pm

Must be homingless pigeons.

Comment by Scrunt on August 9, 2018 at 5:06pm

“Hey, where are you all going?  Get back here!  You haven’t eaten all the lice off me yet!”

Comment by Scrunt on August 9, 2018 at 5:05pm

“Sanity and sobriety are for the birds, I always say!”

Comment by Scrunt on August 9, 2018 at 5:04pm

Mona might not have been literally birdbrained, but you’d be hard pressed to tell.

Comment by VomitFlop on August 9, 2018 at 2:52pm

"Their stool makes me for a most delectable moisturizer. Care to indulge?"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 9, 2018 at 2:50pm

"I need you to reach Cersei as soon as possible, do you understand me?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 9, 2018 at 2:48pm

Pigeon Pen

Comment by VomitFlop on August 9, 2018 at 2:48pm

"Fly, you fools!"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 9, 2018 at 2:46pm

"Ma'am, if you could please refrain from vigorously stroking the birds till their heads explode, we'd greatly appreciate it."

Comment by VomitFlop on August 9, 2018 at 2:44pm

Right before she scares the shit out of the Sticky Bandits in New York City.

Comment by Mario!!! on August 9, 2018 at 8:26am

“Fly, my pretties, fly!”

Comment by Mario!!! on August 9, 2018 at 8:25am

One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest

Comment by Rodney Dean on August 9, 2018 at 7:42am

Ahh shucks, no Minnie Pearls.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 9, 2018 at 7:39am

When doves scream.

Comment by Mervin97 on August 9, 2018 at 7:36am

"Ok guy's this how you give mouth to mouth."

Comment by Mervin97 on August 9, 2018 at 7:35am

Dinner in the park with Rita was not an off Broadway show.

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