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"I'm telling you, any day now the Big White Alien Spheres are going to come for me. They come in groups mostly. They like my energy."
A formerly well known comedienne's career continues to tank as someone spots her selling used dildos disguised as pigeons outside the Whitehouse.
i see damaged goods, and i think about my romantic prospects. the game is on boys!
...she drives a Coop DeVille.
Truth was, the pigeons couldn’t stand her.
The new Mary Poppins movie is grittier than the original.
Thelma Loony for President 2020
A bird in the hand is worth two in the slammer!
... and then there's Maude.
Coop d etat
Jurassic World: Fallen Teeth
Ben figures he's saved at least a million dollars and ten thousand hours by learning to look away at just the right moment.
The same song has been stuck in her head on loud repeat since 1980.
"Pigeons, they come for the crumbs and stay for the crazy."
"You know why they call them Rock Doves? You get to know them when you hit rock bottom."
Elton John is losing it.
She's been described as statuesque.
She loved replying to tweets but usually ended up in deep shit with her followers.
Let’s just say Lady Bird should’ve never left Sacramento and leave it at that.
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