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Caption Contest 08-07-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Reaper Madness - VomitFlop

Worst Grateful Dead concert ever. - Mervin97

Unable to secure funding for the wall, Trump sends Steve Bannon to the border. - Rosedude

Special Esoteric Knowledge Awards:

What kind of lollipop does the Grim Reaper eat?....................Chupacabra Chups! - MadAdam

You want I should bop you with this here lollipop? - MacSpruce

Bronze:

"Give me liberty or give me, me!" - Ian

Silver:

Worst Bachelorette season ever. - Rotwang

Gold:

"Come on people, drink the water.  I dare you." - Scrunt

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Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:22pm

"Hey, can anyone here recommend a good osteopath?"

Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:19pm

Death Takes a Holiday

Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:17pm

"I miss the good old days when a ceremony in Mexico involved several ritual sacrifices."

Comment by MadAdam on August 7, 2017 at 4:35pm

He tried crowd surfing but everyone who tried to hold him up died.

Comment by Whiz Kid on August 7, 2017 at 3:00pm
Bowling World magazine goes political for the first time with Hunger Strike story on famine relief
Comment by Whiz Kid on August 7, 2017 at 2:50pm
Skeletor's positive outlook was never seen if he-man did not attend all the funerals with cameras in tow
Comment by KariGrant on August 7, 2017 at 2:03pm

It's not easy. You're supposed to put the lollipop between your two-lips.

Comment by KariGrant on August 7, 2017 at 2:01pm

The meanest terrorist cell is the Sickle Cell.

Comment by KariGrant on August 7, 2017 at 1:59pm

It's a nice likeness, but it needs a little more fleshtone.

Comment by KariGrant on August 7, 2017 at 1:57pm

There's a sucker buried every minute.

Comment by 38chrysler on August 7, 2017 at 8:15am

I thought he was a Suicide Bomber but he didnt have the guts.

Comment by 38chrysler on August 7, 2017 at 8:14am

...who wears white after Labor Day??...

Comment by 38chrysler on August 7, 2017 at 7:54am

Madonna has really lost weight...

Comment by Mervin97 on August 7, 2017 at 7:35am

Spring break in Venezuela 2017 

Comment by VomitFlop on August 7, 2017 at 7:30am

"I'm actually part of the Lollipop Killed."

Comment by VomitFlop on August 7, 2017 at 7:29am

"Departing is such sweet sorrow."

Comment by VomitFlop on August 7, 2017 at 7:28am

"Mr. Owl, you're next."

Comment by Mervin97 on August 7, 2017 at 7:26am

Worst Grateful Dead concert ever.

Comment by VomitFlop on August 7, 2017 at 7:25am

"It's dangerous to go alone. Here. take this."

Comment by VomitFlop on August 7, 2017 at 7:25am

Mexican Gothic

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