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Caption Contest 08-07-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Reaper Madness - VomitFlop

Worst Grateful Dead concert ever. - Mervin97

Unable to secure funding for the wall, Trump sends Steve Bannon to the border. - Rosedude

Special Esoteric Knowledge Awards:

What kind of lollipop does the Grim Reaper eat?....................Chupacabra Chups! - MadAdam

You want I should bop you with this here lollipop? - MacSpruce

Bronze:

"Give me liberty or give me, me!" - Ian

Silver:

Worst Bachelorette season ever. - Rotwang

Gold:

"Come on people, drink the water.  I dare you." - Scrunt

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Comment by mellowpuma on August 20, 2017 at 1:46am

how did your check up with the doctors go?  

Comment by JJJ23 on August 15, 2017 at 11:53am

Suck it Death!

Comment by Iverneil on August 11, 2017 at 1:24pm

Jesus!! Jesus, Rosita sure went downhill after you dumped her.

Comment by Rotwang on August 10, 2017 at 5:22pm

Here's this for you, here's this for you son, and here's this for your husband.

Comment by Rotwang on August 10, 2017 at 5:21pm

Worst Bachelorette season ever.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 9, 2017 at 1:43pm

Death of a Typewriter Salesman

Comment by Rosedude on August 9, 2017 at 11:39am

Unable to secure funding for the wall, Trump sends Steve Bannon to the border.

Comment by 38chrysler on August 8, 2017 at 4:43pm

Trump cant kick me out... I have a Green Card

Comment by Mario!!! on August 8, 2017 at 9:09am

"I switched to a chainsaw one year and damn near took my own head off."

Comment by Mario!!! on August 8, 2017 at 9:08am

"Of course I want presents on the Day of the Dead festival.  This is the closest to a birthday party as I'll ever get."

Comment by Ian on August 8, 2017 at 2:30am

"Give me liberty or give me, me!"

Comment by Ian on August 7, 2017 at 10:58pm

"And they give me tulips.  How crass.  What I wouldn't do to have two lips right now so I could tell them all where to shove these tulips."

Comment by Ian on August 7, 2017 at 10:54pm

"I spent the week in Ensenada and all I got was this Dengue Fever!"

Comment by MacSpruce on August 7, 2017 at 9:35pm

Reaper Madness

Comment by MacSpruce on August 7, 2017 at 9:30pm

You want I should bop you with this here lollipop

Comment by MadAdam on August 7, 2017 at 8:48pm

What kind of lollipop does the Grim Reaper eat?....................Chupacabra Chups!

Comment by MadAdam on August 7, 2017 at 8:35pm

Today on ET News, Justin Beiber tells us what made him decide to cancel his tour.

Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:27pm

"Death be not proud.  In fact, Death be a little embarrassed right now, to tell the truth."

Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:26pm

"Come on people, drink the water.  I dare you."

Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:23pm

"Thanks for the flowers and candy, but I can't smell or taste."

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