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Shotgun Weddings.... They're Always A Blast!
To be fair, many Catholic wedding ceremonies are exhaustingly long.
“No need to worry, folks, this chapel also performs funerals.”
That's the bridesmaid Anna... Anna Phylactic...
♫ She’s got legs, she don’t know how to use them. ♫
“You all saw it! She dropped the bouquet and I caught it! It still counts!”
“I guess you were right, NoDoz isn’t very effective against narcolepsy.”
And that was the last time anyone invited Bill Cosby to a wedding ever again.
...maybe we should have went with Releasing of the Doves instead of the Killer Bees after all...
The "till death do us part" didn't last long.
I now pronounce thee drunk and disorderly!
Always a bridesmaid, never a stand up comedian.
Becky's conjoined twin had no choice but to be in the wedding.
Sarah let everyone know she was passing on the reception.
"3 more weddings & this will be the plot of a really shitty 90's movie."
April was determined to do the Worm no matter what.
"Hmm. I detect a faint trace of something in the air. What is that?"
Sabrina did in fact have an objection as to why these two should not be married, but mysteriously became unconscious before she was able to provide her rationale.
Maid to Rest
Bride cometh before the fall.
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