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Caption Contest 08-06-2018

Honorable Mentions:

"'Over my dead body' it is. Any other objections?" - MacSpruce

When choosing a priest for your wedding, make sure they aren't an actual saint. - Ian

This one is definitely making it in the album. - Rodney Dean

Bronze:

Must be an Irish wedding. - Mario!!!

Silver:

Wedding Crasher - Scrunt

Gold:

...maybe we should have went with Releasing of the Doves instead of the Killer Bees after all... - 38chrysler

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Comment by 38chrysler on August 6, 2018 at 5:49pm

 ...well now we know which diabetic broke into the Reception and ate all our Wedding Cake. 

Comment by 38chrysler on August 6, 2018 at 5:11pm

Nobody shows up at Sammy the Bulls wedding without a gift...

Comment by 38chrysler on August 6, 2018 at 5:09pm

Shotgun Weddings.... They're Always A Blast!

Comment by Scrunt on August 6, 2018 at 5:04pm

To be fair, many Catholic wedding ceremonies are exhaustingly long.

Comment by Scrunt on August 6, 2018 at 5:04pm

“No need to worry, folks, this chapel also performs funerals.”

Comment by 38chrysler on August 6, 2018 at 5:04pm

That's the bridesmaid Anna... Anna Phylactic...

Comment by Scrunt on August 6, 2018 at 5:03pm

♫ She’s got legs, she don’t know how to use them. ♫

Comment by Scrunt on August 6, 2018 at 5:03pm

“You all saw it!  She dropped the bouquet and I caught it!  It still counts!”

Comment by Scrunt on August 6, 2018 at 5:03pm

“I guess you were right, NoDoz isn’t very effective against narcolepsy.”

Comment by Scrunt on August 6, 2018 at 5:03pm

And that was the last time anyone invited Bill Cosby to a wedding ever again.

Comment by 38chrysler on August 6, 2018 at 4:57pm

...maybe we should have went with Releasing of the Doves instead of the Killer Bees after all...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 6, 2018 at 4:56pm

The "till death do us part" didn't last long.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 6, 2018 at 4:42pm

I now pronounce thee drunk and disorderly!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 6, 2018 at 4:37pm

Always a bridesmaid, never a stand up comedian.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 6, 2018 at 4:33pm

Becky's conjoined twin had no choice but to be in the wedding.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 6, 2018 at 4:29pm

Sarah let everyone know she was passing on the reception.

Comment by VomitFlop on August 6, 2018 at 1:56pm

"3 more weddings & this will be the plot of a really shitty 90's movie."

Comment by VomitFlop on August 6, 2018 at 1:53pm

April was determined to do the Worm no matter what.

Comment by VomitFlop on August 6, 2018 at 1:51pm

"Hmm. I detect a faint trace of something in the air. What is that?"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 6, 2018 at 1:49pm

Sabrina did in fact have an objection as to why these two should not be married, but mysteriously became unconscious before she was able to provide her rationale.

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