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Caption Contest 08-04-2017

Bronze:

Put your wallet back Al... we only spend other peoples money here... - 38chrysler

Silver:

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, here is my card, call me. - Rodney Dean

Gold:

Al: "Still tryin' to stimulate the ol' package, eh Chuck? Good luck with that." - MadAdam

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Comment by JJJ23 on August 15, 2017 at 12:21pm

Dems Da Brakes

Comment by JJJ23 on August 15, 2017 at 12:01pm

Divide and Concur

Comment by Rotwang on August 10, 2017 at 5:26pm

Reelection?  Yea, I've got your reelection right here.

Comment by Rotwang on August 10, 2017 at 5:23pm

Don't phase me, bro.

Comment by MadAdam on August 9, 2017 at 6:52pm

Two titans of the Senate's prank wars face off. Al Franken stinkpalms Chuck Schumers Armani suit just as Schumer remotely Glitter Bombs Franken's Prious.

Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:13pm

"See, I told you if I started wearing blue suits, everyone else would too by the end of the month."

Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:12pm

"How'd you like to come to the men's room with me and check out my wide stance?"

Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:10pm

"I couldn't help but notice you shop at Men's Warehouse and LensCrafters too."

Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:08pm

"Al, when I said we Democrats need to stick together, I didn't mean literally."

Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:05pm

"If there's one thing a Senator hates the most, it's getting the brush off by a colleague."

Comment by Scrunt on August 7, 2017 at 5:03pm

"Tag, you're it!"

Comment by Ian on August 7, 2017 at 1:48am

"FRANKEN/STEIN 2020."

Comment by MacSpruce on August 6, 2017 at 9:27pm

Franken, my dear, I don't give a damn. 

Comment by Whiz Kid on August 6, 2017 at 6:33pm
Right wing '1984' where middle fingers are so rare they are only shared among the 1%
Comment by Whiz Kid on August 6, 2017 at 6:19pm
House of cards poke-a-man cards can be traded for human lives
Comment by MadAdam on August 6, 2017 at 10:20am

That's right Chuck, beans. Franken Beans. Here's a free sample. Man's gotta diversify, right Chuck?

Comment by MadAdam on August 6, 2017 at 10:16am

Here, download this straight to the spank bank ,buddy. I've got a friend at NSA. Got it right off Ivanka's laptop.

Comment by MadAdam on August 6, 2017 at 10:11am

Cash me outside, how bow dah?

Comment by MadAdam on August 6, 2017 at 10:09am

Here, buddy. Take a few of these. MDMA. Good ones, too. You can almost tolerate Cruz on these................almost.

Comment by MadAdam on August 6, 2017 at 10:07am

Chuck, Chuck, really? Pelosi? What did I say about her? Don't stick your dick in crazy! Right Chuck? You fucked up, Big Time.

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