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Winner of the Democratic Primate...thanks, spellcheck.
Messin' with Sasquatch...and a monkey on the right.
I'm not only president of the hair removal club for apemen, I'm also a member.
Judge Napolitano (on the right) from FOX news looks a little different out of make up, but you can never mistake the hairline
One is a chimpanzee, the other is just a pansy
We're just good friends..
"You know what they say about guys with big foots... h-u-uh? H-u-uh?" (leer, wink-wink)
The story is still evolving at this time.
"If people like me don't objectify them they might come out from hiding and then what? We'll lose more jobs. You should be thanking me for Christ's sake!"
"Last I checked it's not illegal, just like collusion."
"Remember that first one we all saw on the Patterson footage? She had tits out to here. You're telling me you could resist that?"
"You know damn well they jerk it to pictures of us! Hell, we're even called the Naked Ape!"
You damn, dirty ape!!!
...who says Electrolysis isnt worth the money???
"Yes this is my life partner, it shouldn't make a difference in the election."
Roseanne wanted me to inform you that her Portraits of Valerie Jarrett are now available on Amazon...
After dropping my pants to take a dump in the woods I can definitely declare that old saying, Big Feet, Big Cock is correct...
"I don't recommend using 23 and Me, they claim this is my cousin."
"So the wall along the Canadian border will keep the Bigfoot's out...or is it Bigfeet."
♫ ♫ You ain’t seen nothin’ Yeti! B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothin' Yeti ♫ ♫
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