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Caption Contest 08-03-2018

Honorable Mentions:

By day, he's an ordinary everyday businessman, but at night he transforms into....WEREFOOT!!!! - VomitFlop

"Yes this is my life partner, it shouldn't make a difference in the election." - Mervin97

"If people like me don't objectify them they might come out from hiding and then what? We'll lose more jobs. You should be thanking me for Christ's sake!" - Ian

Bronze:

I'm not only president of the hair removal club for apemen, I'm also a member. - MacSpruce

Silver:

Buford T. and the Beast - Scrunt

Gold:

The story is still evolving at this time. - Iverneil

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Comment by Mervin97 on August 3, 2018 at 5:18pm

"So the wall along the Canadian border will keep the Bigfoot's out...or is it Bigfeet."

Comment by Scrunt on August 3, 2018 at 5:05pm

♫ ♫ You ain’t seen nothin’ Yeti!  B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen nothin' Yeti ♫ ♫

Comment by Scrunt on August 3, 2018 at 5:03pm

Buford T. and the Beast

Comment by Scrunt on August 3, 2018 at 5:03pm

And that was the last time I used FarmersOnly.com ever again.

Comment by Scrunt on August 3, 2018 at 5:03pm

“Actually, I’m only three quarters Sasquatch. I’m also a quarter Nessie, on my mother’s side.”

Comment by Scrunt on August 3, 2018 at 5:02pm

Wookie to human species reassignment surgery is as difficult as it is expensive. But for Hugh Bacca, it was also necessary.

Comment by Scrunt on August 3, 2018 at 5:02pm

“Thank god they invented permanent laser hair removal, let me tell you...”

Comment by Scrunt on August 3, 2018 at 5:01pm

Surprisingly, he’s actually a Team Edward guy.

Comment by VomitFlop on August 3, 2018 at 12:23pm

"Introducing the Man, the Myth, & well, I guess you could call it a Legend....Let's give it up for this creepy douchebag!"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 3, 2018 at 12:22pm

"Christ, Dave, how do you look hairer outside of the monkey suit?"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 3, 2018 at 12:16pm

Dirty Harry & the Hendersons

Comment by VomitFlop on August 3, 2018 at 12:15pm

By day, he's an ordinary everyday businessman, but at night he transforms into....WEREFOOT!!!!

Comment by VomitFlop on August 3, 2018 at 12:14pm

"What the fuck are these Jack Links commercials even about anymore?"

Comment by VomitFlop on August 3, 2018 at 12:13pm

♫ I like big feet & I cannot lie. ♫

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 3, 2018 at 10:23am

The first ticket to announce their run for the 2020 Presidential Campaign comes from the Green Party...

"Mayor Biff Peters and Sasquatch"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 3, 2018 at 10:20am

Jim describes what happened the moment he accidentally popped a second erectile dysfunction pill.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 3, 2018 at 10:18am

"Thanks, Apeshit.com!!!  I finally met the creature I've been looking for all my life!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 3, 2018 at 10:09am

The police artist's sketch of the person who attacked Carl Pennis was eerily similar to a Planet of the Apes stunt double!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on August 3, 2018 at 9:59am

Separated at girth...

Comment by Mario!!! on August 3, 2018 at 8:27am

"You know what they say about big feet..."

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