Join Comedy Whirled
Buford T. and the Beast
And that was the last time I used FarmersOnly.com ever again.
“Actually, I’m only three quarters Sasquatch. I’m also a quarter Nessie, on my mother’s side.”
Wookie to human species reassignment surgery is as difficult as it is expensive. But for Hugh Bacca, it was also necessary.
“Thank god they invented permanent laser hair removal, let me tell you...”
Surprisingly, he’s actually a Team Edward guy.
"Introducing the Man, the Myth, & well, I guess you could call it a Legend....Let's give it up for this creepy douchebag!"
"Christ, Dave, how do you look hairer outside of the monkey suit?"
Dirty Harry & the Hendersons
By day, he's an ordinary everyday businessman, but at night he transforms into....WEREFOOT!!!!
"What the fuck are these Jack Links commercials even about anymore?"
♫ I like big feet & I cannot lie. ♫
The first ticket to announce their run for the 2020 Presidential Campaign comes from the Green Party...
"Mayor Biff Peters and Sasquatch"
Jim describes what happened the moment he accidentally popped a second erectile dysfunction pill.
"Thanks, Apeshit.com!!! I finally met the creature I've been looking for all my life!"
The police artist's sketch of the person who attacked Carl Pennis was eerily similar to a Planet of the Apes stunt double!
Separated at girth...
"You know what they say about big feet..."
Some before and after shots in the Hair Club for Men brochure are a little extreme.
© 2018 Whirled Wide Network
Powered by You! Thank You for your continued support.
Complain Complain Complain |
Terms of Service
Please check your browser settings or contact your system administrator.