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Caption Contest 07-31-2018

Special Lame Side of the Farce Award:

Mark Ham Hill 

ya get it! :D 'cause his name Mark Hamill and he's next to a hill hahaha! :D

*sigh* - Rotwang

Bronze:

"How the hell did Empress Palin get him to christen the Bridge to Nowhere?"

"She's got the skinny on everyone mate." - Ian

Silver:

The Lost Jedi - VomitFlop

Gold:

“Use the scissors, Luke.” - Scrunt

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Comment by Scrunt on July 31, 2018 at 5:09pm

“This isn’t so scary. I once hung upside down suspended by just my legs below Cloud City. Now that was pee your pants high up!”

Comment by Scrunt on July 31, 2018 at 5:08pm

“Your Schwartz is almost as big as mine!”

Comment by Scrunt on July 31, 2018 at 5:08pm

“Use the scissors, Luke.”

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 31, 2018 at 3:06pm

In a Yawn Fest far, far away ...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 31, 2018 at 3:02pm

Welcome to the grand opening of the, "Star Wars Rooftop Yoga Lounge and Grill."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 31, 2018 at 2:54pm

"Star Wars 27" hit rock bottom.

Comment by 38chrysler on July 31, 2018 at 2:37pm

Here... it says you should drill here to find water...

Comment by mellowpuma on July 31, 2018 at 12:56pm

there's an alps for that.

Comment by VomitFlop on July 31, 2018 at 10:56am

Star Warped

Comment by VomitFlop on July 31, 2018 at 10:56am

"Rey, you need to know that the lie detector test determined that I am..."

Comment by VomitFlop on July 31, 2018 at 10:54am

"Back away, you fucking Porgs!"

Comment by VomitFlop on July 31, 2018 at 10:53am

And that's how Luke Skywalker became the greatest Highlander ever.

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 31, 2018 at 10:03am

Lord Vader was speaking at a Ted talk, so you were next in line.

Comment by Mario!!! on July 31, 2018 at 9:00am

"Don't rush me!  You can't Force these things you know."

Comment by Mario!!! on July 31, 2018 at 8:28am

"If you think this is pathetic, I heard Michael Dorn recently cut the ribbon with a bat'leth at a Denny's opening ceremony in Des Moines."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 31, 2018 at 6:46am

"You can't enter here unless your this tall."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 31, 2018 at 6:45am

"I knew I over dressed for this."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 31, 2018 at 6:43am

"What am I supposed to do with this, pick my teeth?"

Comment by Mervin97 on July 31, 2018 at 6:23am

"Can I go on vacation without being hassled about Star Wars?"

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