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May the forts be with you.
It was the worst possible time for Princess Leia to finally break through the glass ceiling.
The crowd got nervous when Luke started doing his rendition of RiverDance...
"Just do it Luke, aiming is for pussies!"
Mark Ham Hill
ya get it! :D 'cause his name Mark Hamill and he's next to a hill hahaha! :D
hey, it's that guy who does the voice of the joker!
"How the hell did Empress Palin get him to christen the Bridge to Nowhere?"
"She's got the skinny on everyone mate."
A bewildered Luke starts freaking out as his lightsaber's battery needs to be recharged.
The Lost Jedi
That's the line and they've crossed it and I officially don't care about this anymore.
Great Yoda's ghost what is this bullshit?
The hills are alive with the sound of Wookies.
Dammit this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to land at Eidelweiss.
I am so Matterhorney right now...
Then the guy at the other end of the red tape yelled, "Luke, I am your faller." That's when he broke the glass.
“I swear to god, you don’t ever see Harrison Ford doing this type of degrading shit to pay the mortgage!”
“You’d think this was a new low for me, but having sex with an Ewok after saving the galaxy still trumps them all.”
“Actually, they don’t even know I’m a Jedi. They hired me because they heard I’m a Skywalker.”
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