The coroners would later discover that the fresh turds did in fact not belong to the bear. - VomitFlop
"I told you not to wear that vanilla honey perfume out here." - Scrunt
You've got a new follower. - JJJ23
"Enough with the selfies, I'm starving." - Mervin97
"Yogi, get your paws out of there! That's not a picnic basket!" - Mario!!!
Coulda swore the salmon were running. - Iverneil