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Caption Contest 07-29-2020

Honorable Mentions:

The coroners would later discover that the fresh turds did in fact not belong to the bear. - VomitFlop

"I told you not to wear that vanilla honey perfume out here." - Scrunt

You've got a new follower. - JJJ23

Bronze:

"Enough with the selfies, I'm starving." - Mervin97

Silver:

"Yogi, get your paws out of there! That's not a picnic basket!" - Mario!!!

Gold:

Coulda swore the salmon were running. - Iverneil

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Comment by Rotwang on August 15, 2020 at 12:10am

Joe Bearden likes sniffing women's hair too.

Comment by MacSpruce on August 12, 2020 at 10:47am

Things get weird when the bear starts barbecuing steaks, a famous adventurer shows up and the girls take off all their clothes: when the bear grills for Bear Grylls and bare girls.

Comment by MacSpruce on August 12, 2020 at 10:45am

“… and just when it caught up with me again, at the very last second it slipped, again, and this time I managed to outrun it and get away.”

“Wow, you must have been really scared!”

Scared? What do you think that bear kept slipping in?”

(Thank you, folks. I'll be here all week.)

Comment by JJJ23 on August 9, 2020 at 12:06pm

You've got  a new follower.

Comment by AKAAB on August 2, 2020 at 2:22pm

Joe Biden's patronus...

Comment by AKAAB on August 2, 2020 at 2:21pm

Sniffy the Bear

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 31, 2020 at 2:07pm

Someone is getting more than a visit from Aunt Flo(w).

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 31, 2020 at 2:04pm

Okay, Black Bear lives matter already!

Comment by Mervin97 on July 31, 2020 at 9:43am

"Nothing to see here I'm just going to eat your face."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 31, 2020 at 9:40am

"Bend over baby and I'll drive you to Yellowstone."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 31, 2020 at 9:38am

"Enough with the selfies, I'm starving."

Comment by Scrunt on July 31, 2020 at 8:15am

When it comes to having your selfies photobombed, sometimes you just have to grin and bear it.

Comment by Ian on July 30, 2020 at 9:40pm

"How's Standard Oil doing? You get the ticker on that thing?"

Comment by Iverneil on July 30, 2020 at 8:32pm

Coulda swore the salmon were running.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2020 at 5:25pm

On the next, "Trail Park Trash..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2020 at 5:20pm

Remember, only you can prevent forest menage a trois.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2020 at 5:17pm

Just earning another merit badge in Cub Scout Troop 69.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2020 at 5:15pm

Now we know a bear is not the only one who shits in the woods!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2020 at 5:13pm

Yogi and a Boo Boo.

Comment by Scrunt on July 30, 2020 at 3:39pm

"Come on, baby, let's go off into the woods for a little BJ and the Bear, if you know what I mean."

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