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Sniffy the Bear
Someone is getting more than a visit from Aunt Flo(w).
Okay, Black Bear lives matter already!
"Nothing to see here I'm just going to eat your face."
"Bend over baby and I'll drive you to Yellowstone."
"Enough with the selfies, I'm starving."
When it comes to having your selfies photobombed, sometimes you just have to grin and bear it.
"How's Standard Oil doing? You get the ticker on that thing?"
Coulda swore the salmon were running.
On the next, "Trail Park Trash..."
Remember, only you can prevent forest menage a trois.
Just earning another merit badge in Cub Scout Troop 69.
Now we know a bear is not the only one who shits in the woods!
Yogi and a Boo Boo.
"Come on, baby, let's go off into the woods for a little BJ and the Bear, if you know what I mean."
"Why won't you let me be in a selfie with you, Linda? It's becasue I'm black and you're embarrassed to be seen dating me isn't it?"
"I told you not to wear that vanilla honey perfume out here."
Up until that day, Brenda had always enjoyed getting bear hugs.
And that's how he got the nickname "Poo."
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