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Caption Contest 07-29-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Smooch this! - Bubba Licious

My mouth, this cock.......ain't gonna happen, no way, no how...............this is off the record, right.......right? - MadAdam

Baby, I call this my "front-stabber".  But if you prefer, I can back-stab too, if you know what I mean. Baddabing! - Rotwang

Mooch gives the finger to reporters!  Left-leaning news people take offense to gesture.  Right-leaning news people buy knee pads! - Gerhardguffaw

so one absurd character from goodfellas wasn't able to get along with another absurd character from goodfellas?

wait, isn't that the plot of goodfellas? - mellowpuma

Bronze:

...and now a few words from the new White House Communications Officer... Hello c@%&#@s, kiss my m@^#*@!&*#*g d#%k - 38chrysler

Silver:

"Fuck North Korea!  Speaking of missiles, check out this nuclear-tipped bad boy I'm packing in my silo." - Scrunt

Gold:

In 1965, Johnson showed the press his scar. In 2017, Scar showed the press his Johnson. - MacSpruce

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Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2017 at 8:34am

so one absurd character from goodfellas wasn't able to get along with another absurd character from goodfellas?

wait, isn't that the plot of goodfellas?

Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2017 at 8:34am

you wick media attention away from trump at your own risk, i guess.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2017 at 8:30am

eyyy fugetaboutit.

Comment by MadAdam on July 31, 2017 at 4:22pm

Excuse me, Mr. Scaramucci, can you tell us why your name on your office door is written on a dry erase board?

Comment by Mario!!! on July 31, 2017 at 9:48am

"What we've here is failure to communicate."

Comment by Mario!!! on July 31, 2017 at 9:46am

One Direction

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2017 at 10:59am

Mooch gives the finger to reporters!  Left-leaning news people take offense to gesture.  Right-leaning news people buy knee pads!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 30, 2017 at 10:51am

"My fifteen minutes of fame are about over, so let's go blow the communications budget!"

Comment by Rotwang on July 30, 2017 at 4:20am

Mob nickname: Biggie Bighands. 
FBI codename: Tiny Bighands. 

Comment by Rotwang on July 30, 2017 at 4:13am

Right here is where I put Mccain in the hospital. 

Comment by Rotwang on July 30, 2017 at 4:06am

Baby, I call this my "front-stabber".   But if you prefer, I can back-stab too, if you know what I mean. Baddabing!

Comment by MacSpruce on July 29, 2017 at 10:15pm

In 1965, Johnson showed the press his scar. In 2017, Scar showed the press his Johnson. 

Comment by JJJ23 on July 29, 2017 at 7:51pm

Mr. The Mooch, which do you think is more likely, Trump fires you by the end of the year or you're killed by the mafia by the end of this sentence?

Comment by JJJ23 on July 29, 2017 at 7:43pm

Now sir, are the reports true that you're not a stereotype that has come to life?

Comment by JJJ23 on July 29, 2017 at 7:40pm

Is this where the snake oil's being sold? I'm not too late am I?

Comment by Whiz Kid on July 29, 2017 at 7:10pm
....and that's why they call it a in-dicks finger. Only number 1 can stop a number 1
Comment by Whiz Kid on July 29, 2017 at 6:59pm
You can pick your friends, you can pick when your dick grows, but you can't pick how much embarrassment makes your friend's dick grow
Comment by Whiz Kid on July 29, 2017 at 6:49pm
Jar-moochi knows how to get everyone pissed for his next piss test
Comment by Whiz Kid on July 29, 2017 at 6:43pm
Life to smoochi is first peak-quel where every conflict of 100 parts shown first
Comment by Whiz Kid on July 29, 2017 at 6:37pm
emoji movie also uses emoochi's as communications directors when trying to distract

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