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Look! That's the building inspector. STEP ON IT!!!
"The Fortress of Solitude is not what it's cracked up to be."
"Check your focus Jimmy, I'm about to get some big time head."
"I think that Pulitzer has given you a swelled head Lois."
"Just thought I'd float the idea by you."
"Look! Over there! On Main Street! It's.....Ben Affleck?"
Proof that the Man of Steel is not more powerful than all motives.
You know the country's in trouble when we're counting on a bobo ass knock off alien to save us.
"Wait, you mean, he fell off a literal wagon?"
The Zack Snyder cut of Justice League didn't live up to the hype.
"What Dr. Who episode was this?"
Superman faces off with his greatest foe yet.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Clark Cant!
Leslie thought by photo bombing the pic it would be super, man!
This fall's stage production at Foggy Cranium High School will be, "Clark Kent, Republican Voter And Proud Of It!"
Faster than a speeding mullet.
Yo! Super White Guy...Black Lives Matter!
Superman ignored the pleas for help after he noticed Lois Lane kissing Attila the Hung!
Are your local phone booths missing? Look to the, "Man of Steal."
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