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Caption Contest 07-26-2020

Honorable Mentions:

Lifeguardians of the Galaxy - VomitFlop

Astronuts - Iverneil

"Tee minus ten, nine, eight... Oh, fuck it! Last one in the ocean is a Cosmonaut!" - Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"In 20 years they'll all have skin cancer and we'll rule the world." - Mervin97

Silver:

“You know if we were on Titan right now, that smelly fart you just ripped would've totally blended into the methane atmosphere unnoticed.” - Scrunt

Gold:

“Y’know, I almost hate to say it, but sometimes I miss the damn dirty apes.” - MacSpruce

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Comment by Rotwang on August 15, 2020 at 12:07am

Beach pod ready. 

Comment by JJJ23 on August 9, 2020 at 12:26pm

It's an ocean in there.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 28, 2020 at 5:35pm

Life's a beach, then you lose your virginity in the cockpit.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 28, 2020 at 5:32pm

No Helmet, No Speedo, No Service!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 28, 2020 at 5:26pm

"Tee minus ten, nine, eight... Oh, fuck it!  Last one in the ocean is a Cosmonaut!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 28, 2020 at 5:17pm

"Where's the Tang, Captain?"

Comment by Ian on July 27, 2020 at 8:48pm

"I don't get it.  You said to meet you here for the launch.  Where's the rocket?"

"Give me your hand."

Comment by Rotwang on July 27, 2020 at 5:42pm

SPF-19

Comment by Scrunt on July 27, 2020 at 3:59pm

"Are we even sure there's intelligent life down here on Earth?"

Comment by Scrunt on July 27, 2020 at 3:55pm

Baywatch 2020: A Social Distancing Space Odyssey

Comment by Scrunt on July 27, 2020 at 3:55pm

“You know if we were on Titan right now, that smelly fart you just ripped would've totally blended into the methane atmosphere unnoticed.”

Comment by Scrunt on July 27, 2020 at 3:54pm

“That's one small wave for man; one giant tsunami for sand flea kind.”

Comment by Scrunt on July 27, 2020 at 3:54pm

“Check out that dude in the Speedo. He looks like a total fucking idiot out here!”

Comment by Mervin97 on July 27, 2020 at 9:32am

"Dude you really should have worn deodorant."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 27, 2020 at 9:30am

"I think they call this the Twilight Zone."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 27, 2020 at 9:24am

"In 20 years they'll all have skin cancer and we'll rule the world."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 27, 2020 at 9:21am

"This doesn't look like Mars...Houston we have a problem."

Comment by Mario!!! on July 27, 2020 at 8:34am

"Look at all those non-distancing maskless assholes. Where's a tsunami when you really need one?"

Comment by Mario!!! on July 27, 2020 at 8:30am

Life's a Beach and then you Fly

Comment by Iverneil on July 27, 2020 at 5:50am

The natives seem restless today.

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