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Caption Contest 07-26-2020

Honorable Mentions:

Lifeguardians of the Galaxy - VomitFlop

Astronuts - Iverneil

"Tee minus ten, nine, eight... Oh, fuck it! Last one in the ocean is a Cosmonaut!" - Gerhardguffaw

Bronze:

"In 20 years they'll all have skin cancer and we'll rule the world." - Mervin97

Silver:

“You know if we were on Titan right now, that smelly fart you just ripped would've totally blended into the methane atmosphere unnoticed.” - Scrunt

Gold:

“Y’know, I almost hate to say it, but sometimes I miss the damn dirty apes.” - MacSpruce

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Comment by Iverneil on July 27, 2020 at 5:43am

Astronuts

Comment by VomitFlop on July 27, 2020 at 5:08am

Lifeguardians of the Galaxy

Comment by VomitFlop on July 27, 2020 at 5:03am

"Welp, time to call in the Secret Police to clear out all the riff-raff. In the meantime, let's go get the metal detectors fired up."

Comment by VomitFlop on July 27, 2020 at 4:59am

'Yeah, we probably shouldn't tell anybody about how the Rona really got here."

Comment by VomitFlop on July 27, 2020 at 4:57am

"Whomever thought there'd be more aliens here than in actual outer space?"

Comment by VomitFlop on July 27, 2020 at 4:55am

"Houston, we have a bikini bottom."

Comment by VomitFlop on July 27, 2020 at 4:53am

"I don't like sand. It's coarse & rough & irritating & it gets everywhere."

Comment by Iverneil on July 27, 2020 at 4:53am

No women out here again today.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 26, 2020 at 10:04pm

“The Grim Reaper usually comes by about this time.”

Comment by MacSpruce on July 26, 2020 at 9:46pm

“Y’know, I almost hate to say it, but sometimes I miss the damn dirty apes.”

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