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"Welp, time to call in the Secret Police to clear out all the riff-raff. In the meantime, let's go get the metal detectors fired up."
'Yeah, we probably shouldn't tell anybody about how the Rona really got here."
"Whomever thought there'd be more aliens here than in actual outer space?"
"Houston, we have a bikini bottom."
"I don't like sand. It's coarse & rough & irritating & it gets everywhere."
No women out here again today.
"Yea but we always felt like this at the beach before anyway."
“The Grim Reaper usually comes by about this time.”
“Y’know, I almost hate to say it, but sometimes I miss the damn dirty apes.”
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