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Life's a beach, then you lose your virginity in the cockpit.
No Helmet, No Speedo, No Service!
"Tee minus ten, nine, eight... Oh, fuck it! Last one in the ocean is a Cosmonaut!"
"Where's the Tang, Captain?"
"I don't get it. You said to meet you here for the launch. Where's the rocket?"
"Give me your hand."
"Are we even sure there's intelligent life down here on Earth?"
Baywatch 2020: A Social Distancing Space Odyssey
“You know if we were on Titan right now, that smelly fart you just ripped would've totally blended into the methane atmosphere unnoticed.”
“That's one small wave for man; one giant tsunami for sand flea kind.”
“Check out that dude in the Speedo. He looks like a total fucking idiot out here!”
"Dude you really should have worn deodorant."
"I think they call this the Twilight Zone."
"In 20 years they'll all have skin cancer and we'll rule the world."
"This doesn't look like Mars...Houston we have a problem."
"Look at all those non-distancing maskless assholes. Where's a tsunami when you really need one?"
Life's a Beach and then you Fly
The natives seem restless today.
Lifeguardians of the Galaxy
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