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Caption Contest 07-26-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"Yes, it's a pre-existing condition." - VomitFlop

"These are the first people we are going to execute for liking Obama care." - Mervin97

The ladies reluctantly agreed to appear as long as he kept his hands on the podium. - Rosedude

Special Brow Beater Awards:

Maybe it's Maybelline, and then again maybe it's Sharpie, but you know anything to distract. - JJJ23

Your brows are no longer supported. Please update to a newer version. - MacSpruce

"Even the highbrow elite are suffering..." - Ian

Bronze:

This merit badge isn't worth it. - Rotwang

Silver:

And remember, so that you see your way clear to the correct vote, I have your loved ones. - Iverneil

Gold:

those eyebrows have done something that jeb bush, ted cruz and rand paul could not do:  upstage trump. - mellowpuma

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Comment by MadAdam on August 6, 2017 at 9:17pm

Look! We're saved! Paul Ryan has traveled back in time, shaved his widows peak and he's going to kill Trump to save mankind! Wait, that is him, right? It's not? Ahh Shit.

Comment by MadAdam on August 6, 2017 at 8:49pm

Eye Brow to no man!

Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2017 at 9:31am

a bigly sad putin controlled blackmail zombie tries to distract america with divisive hate speech.  and 38% of americans say they  still support him.  are we a democracy now, or an idiocracy?  also, bigly weird eyebrows.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2017 at 3:52am

a bigly sad putin controlled zombie tries to distract america with divisive hate speech.  and 38% of americans say they  still support him.  are we a democracy now, or an idiocracy?

Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2017 at 3:43am

those eyebrows have done something that jeb bush, ted cruz and rand paul could not do:  upstage trump.

Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2017 at 3:37am

so the new air force one jets america has just bought were in fiduciary holding by a russian corporation.   how did that news story slip under the wire?  good job conventional news media.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/01/politics/us-air-force-one-bankrupt-ru...

Comment by mellowpuma on August 3, 2017 at 3:28am

my eyes wander to the eyebrows, and nothing else.

Comment by Rotwang on July 31, 2017 at 10:13pm

This merit badge isn't worth it.

Comment by Rotwang on July 31, 2017 at 10:10pm

Putin has spies everywhere. 

Comment by KariGrant on July 31, 2017 at 12:59pm

No, really. Help me, somebody. My tie is stuck in this podium. It. It's being grabbed and twisted. I can't breathe. Help. Somebody.

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 10:42am

The kid thinks: (I hope they don't make me play with Barron again after this. I don't like stomping puppies)

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 10:00am

Look! The girl in the purple brought the President a paper boat that he can play with later, in a puddle.

Comment by Scrunt on July 27, 2017 at 6:32pm

Kids love to pet furry little gerbils, except when they see it come out of an ass.

Comment by Iverneil on July 27, 2017 at 4:59pm

And remember, so that you see your way clear to the correct vote, I have your loved ones.

Comment by Rosedude on July 27, 2017 at 6:23am

The ladies reluctantly agreed to appear as long as he kept his hands on the podium.

Comment by Ian on July 27, 2017 at 3:08am

James Bond (Off-Screen) "Stop touching your ear!"

Comment by Ian on July 27, 2017 at 3:08am

Nothing doesn't seem quixotic to four-time Texas Hold'em Champion Suzanne Pringle.

Comment by Ian on July 27, 2017 at 3:05am

"Sorrow floats... around backstage later waiting for a paycheck that never comes."

Comment by Ian on July 27, 2017 at 2:59am

"Even the highbrow elite are suffering..."

Comment by MacSpruce on July 26, 2017 at 9:14pm

It's like one of those hostage videos where they try to signal their distress without being too obvious about it.

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