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$1.8 million dollars on the Ecto-skeleton body...$7.95 dry erase board face
The way you can tell he's not a real robot and actually a cartoon robot is because he only has four fingers on each hand
She was more impressed with the fact that he was double jointed
After ten minutes of the doing the PAINT-WIRE thing, everything went HAY-WIRE
As far a s Etch-a-Sketch was concerned, his younger, smarter brother was just a big show-off.
Don't call me a stupid robot... I did beat all the blondes I'll have you know.
I’m getting tired of doing this every day.
Robotic surgery is now available for labiaplasty.
"I am unable to process your request to paint by wire. Do you have any brushes? Perhaps your hair will do. Hold still please."
"Which one should I use to make you a widow Jen?" Said the Mandroid.
Frustrated by her inability to make a decision in the room makeover challenge the robot self-destructed.
I always wondered how ACME made those roadrunner traps.
... now this is just before we started calling him "murderbot".
have you ever noticed how they always want you to paint a wire? i mean come on!
in the first experiment, the feedback "too matchy matchy" did not compute, thus the use of "blood tarps".
what is love? yes i understand you want me to paint the wire. it i paint the wire will i be loved, or be able to love? so really what is the point of painting the wire. tell you what, i'll make the wire into a weiner, then paint it, then we'll talk.
You never know what the MAX2000 Shoplifter Cavity Searcher will find.
My DATA must be faulty... according to my files, when humans have Tape-Worms, they usually come out the other end.
So, face surgery now, and we're gonna make sure you're okay with this.
Sure, you mock it now, but you’ll be lining up to buy Apple’s new iRobot the moment it comes out just like everybody else.
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