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Caption Contest 07-25-2018

Honorable Mentions:

Paint. Wire. Paint. Wire. Paint. Wire. Pire. Pire. Pire. Fire. Fire. Fire! - JJJ23

Unfortunately for Jenn, her mind control test subject turned out to be a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot and she accidentally beat herself to death. - Scrunt

Don't call me a stupid robot... I did beat all the blondes I'll have you know. - 38chrysler

Bronze:

... now this is just before we started calling him "murderbot". - mellowpuma

Silver:

"Sorry I can't do that, I don't know what a vagina is." - Mervin97

Gold:

"This is going much better than the HAY / WIRE experiment we tried yesterday." - Mario!!!

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Comment by Jams3kds on August 1, 2018 at 6:12am

$1.8 million dollars on the Ecto-skeleton body...$7.95 dry erase board face

Comment by Jams3kds on August 1, 2018 at 6:12am

The way you can tell he's not a real robot and actually a cartoon robot is because he only has four fingers on each hand

Comment by Jams3kds on August 1, 2018 at 6:06am

She was more impressed with the fact that he was double jointed

Comment by Jams3kds on August 1, 2018 at 6:05am

After ten minutes of the doing the PAINT-WIRE thing, everything went HAY-WIRE

Comment by MacSpruce on July 30, 2018 at 9:40pm

As far a s Etch-a-Sketch was concerned, his younger, smarter brother was just a big show-off.  

Comment by 38chrysler on July 27, 2018 at 9:11pm

Don't call me a stupid robot... I did beat all the blondes I'll have you know.

Comment by Iverneil on July 27, 2018 at 8:54pm

I’m getting tired of doing this every day.

Comment by AKAAB on July 27, 2018 at 11:19am

Robotic surgery is now available for labiaplasty.  

Comment by Ian on July 26, 2018 at 10:56pm

"I am unable to process your request to paint by wire.  Do you have any brushes?  Perhaps your hair will do.  Hold still please."

Comment by Ian on July 26, 2018 at 10:54pm

"Which one should I use to make you a widow Jen?"  Said the Mandroid.

Comment by Global Pope on July 26, 2018 at 9:18pm

Frustrated by her inability to make a decision in the room makeover challenge the robot self-destructed.

Comment by Rotwang on July 26, 2018 at 2:35am

I always wondered how ACME made those roadrunner traps. 

Comment by mellowpuma on July 26, 2018 at 12:44am

... now this is just before we started calling him "murderbot".

Comment by mellowpuma on July 26, 2018 at 12:38am

have you ever noticed how they always want you to paint a wire?  i mean come on!

Comment by mellowpuma on July 26, 2018 at 12:34am

in the first experiment, the feedback "too matchy matchy" did not compute, thus the use of "blood tarps".

Comment by mellowpuma on July 26, 2018 at 12:26am

what is love?  yes i understand you want me to paint the wire.  it i paint the wire will i be loved, or be able to love?  so really what is the point of painting the wire. tell you what, i'll make the wire into a weiner, then paint it, then we'll talk.

Comment by 38chrysler on July 25, 2018 at 7:22pm

You never know what the MAX2000 Shoplifter Cavity Searcher will find.

Comment by 38chrysler on July 25, 2018 at 7:19pm

My DATA must be faulty... according to my files, when humans have Tape-Worms, they usually come out the other end.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 25, 2018 at 6:58pm

So, face surgery now, and we're gonna make sure you're okay with this.

Comment by Scrunt on July 25, 2018 at 5:07pm

Sure, you mock it now, but you’ll be lining up to buy Apple’s new iRobot the moment it comes out just like everybody else.

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