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Caption Contest 07-23-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Name of the law firm of Trump's divorce attorney. - RoadKillHairPiece

Mr. president we have another bunch of heavy duty machinery here for you to pretend to know how to operate. - JJJ23

A Ditch Witch versus a Bulldozer?  It's like the last presidential election all over again. - Scrunt

Clues that Trump's new 'putting green' may be a bit more elaborate than we first thought... - Ian

Bronze:

Did Jared fall in the well again? - Mervin97

Silver:

What you can't see in this photo is Don Jr. and Eric shooting homeless people from up in the bucket. - MadAdam

Gold:

"You guys are too late. The wrecking crew's been here for six months." - Rosedude

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Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 9:48am

And as soon as he got done masturbating to the bra and panty section of the Sears catalogue, he went outside to play..................wait, that was my childhood..........oh well, probably applies here too.

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 9:43am

Barron: "Mom! Daddy won't share!!!"

Melania: "You know how he is with his toys, Honey, now go back on your computer".

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 9:40am

Later that day he sent his G.I. Joe collection into North Korea.

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 9:35am

The only difference between manbabies and boys is the size of their toys.

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 9:33am

What you can't see in this photo is Don Jr. and Eric shooting homeless people from up in the bucket.

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 9:30am

"Well the Ditch Witch and the front end loader are here to fulfill his campaign promise to focus on infrastructure, the firetruck? That's here because He really, really likes firetrucks............I mean He reeeeeally likes firetrucks".

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 9:25am

Looks like ya might be "overcompensating" for something a little bit there, eh Mr. President?

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 9:19am

Just before bedtime Melania had to give Donny some warm tea with honey. He had a sore throat from making VROOM VROOM sounds all day.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 26, 2017 at 5:25am

Did Jared fall in the well again?

Comment by Rotwang on July 25, 2017 at 1:35am

Grab her by the claw. 

Comment by Whiz Kid on July 24, 2017 at 9:57am
This weekend, Trump casinos and David Blaine attempt to saw one lucky volunteer in half
Comment by Whiz Kid on July 24, 2017 at 9:52am
Trump's health care plan promises longevity of pussy
Comment by Whiz Kid on July 24, 2017 at 9:46am
Trump's trickle down economics forecasts Venice canals flowing with pussy
Comment by Whiz Kid on July 24, 2017 at 9:36am
Trump prepares for France's 'statue of liberty of bladder' to replace less huge peeing boy fountains
Comment by Whiz Kid on July 24, 2017 at 9:27am
Trump responds to Russia's pee-tape-distribution-gun
Comment by Whiz Kid on July 24, 2017 at 9:19am
nuclear attack 'drills' ensure voters trump will grab it by the pussy
Comment by Rosedude on July 24, 2017 at 9:11am
"You guys are too late. The wrecking crew's been here for six months."
Comment by Mario!!! on July 24, 2017 at 8:53am

Because being chauffeured around in a limousine isn't nearly as fun!

Comment by Mario!!! on July 24, 2017 at 8:52am

In an attempt to avoid a temper tantrum, Ivanka lines up some new toys for when Donald gets tired of playing President.

Comment by Ian on July 24, 2017 at 1:16am

Clues that Trump's new 'putting green' may be a bit more elaborate than we first thought...

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