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Caption Contest 07-20-2020

Honorable Mentions:

Elsa was the last person to realize it wasn't gonna be that type of flash mob. - VomitFlop

"Should I call in the S.W.A.T. team, sir? They'd never forgive us if we didn't." - Scrunt

Special Whiney Little Bitch Award:

   - Rotwang  [Choose your own example.]

Special ‘What On Earth Were We Thinking and Will We Ever Hear the End of It?’ Emergency ‘Crimea & Punishment’ Penitential Platinum Mention (Retroactive to 07-02-2020 Contest):

See, it says right there; Citizen of Crimea. - Rotwang

[Okay already, WLB? Btw, your ‘obligatory’ video looks like it borrowed from 2013’s Under the Skin, and Scarlett Johansson makes a hotter alien in any case.]

And now back to our regularly scheduled nonsense:

Bronze:

“I can see a tunnel at the end of the light.” - MacSpruce

Silver:

"Load the douche gun.” - Mervin97

Gold:

The echo made negotiating difficult. - AKAAB

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Comment by blkbwayne on July 28, 2020 at 7:40am

She had no idea that this was a camel towing zone

Comment by blkbwayne on July 26, 2020 at 11:53am

She grew up on Easy St

Comment by blkbwayne on July 26, 2020 at 11:52am

It’s true most cops have tunnel vision

Comment by AKAAB on July 24, 2020 at 7:02pm

Someone attach some string to the pepper balls...

Comment by blkbwayne on July 24, 2020 at 11:32am

She was all talk before she was arrested, when they got her to the station her lips were sealed.

Comment by AKAAB on July 23, 2020 at 3:53pm

It's Taco Tuesday in Portland!

Comment by AKAAB on July 23, 2020 at 3:53pm

Easily subdued with a baton. 

Comment by AKAAB on July 23, 2020 at 3:52pm

Yep, Trump's fault again.

Comment by AKAAB on July 23, 2020 at 3:52pm

Officer, give me your vag number!

Comment by AKAAB on July 23, 2020 at 3:50pm

The echo made negotiating difficult.  

Comment by JJJ23 on July 23, 2020 at 6:09am

Ma'am, if you're willing to negotiate we think we might have something up your alley...

Comment by Mike McHuman on July 22, 2020 at 11:49pm

This is the church
This is the steeple
Open the doors
And where's all the people???

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 22, 2020 at 4:31pm

Molly knew she could stop them in their tracks.  She didn't know how she was going to pay for the pizza she just ordered.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 22, 2020 at 4:29pm

It was the breast of times, it was the worst of times...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 22, 2020 at 4:27pm

On the next, "Shirts vs. Skins..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 22, 2020 at 4:21pm

The Hard and the Soft of Protesting  

Comment by Scrunt on July 22, 2020 at 8:37am

Ironically, the cops had to let her go because they had nothing on her.

Comment by Scrunt on July 22, 2020 at 8:34am

Orifice Her of the Peace

Comment by Scrunt on July 22, 2020 at 8:26am

Must be the Pussy Riot police squad.

Comment by Scrunt on July 22, 2020 at 8:25am

"Should I call in the S.W.A.T. team, sir?  They'd never forgive us if we didn't."

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