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She was charged with committing a Pubic Nuisance
"Ok, who wants to break it to her that this will only encourage most of us to use tear gas on protesters in the future?"
"Damn it! Where's Female Body Inspector Putin when you really need him?"
“I can see a tunnel at the end of the light.”
“We don’t know yet if she’s a super-spreader, but she’s definitely a spreader.”
“I’ve never seen anything like it, Sarge.”
“You need to get out more, Stankowitz.”
Instinctively their batons went up.
Overheard in the White House: "Has anybody seen Melania?"
"They certainly have, Mr. President. They certainly have."
Btw I'm getting killed in the caps lately I may as well just post that instead of entering. (How did the Crimea cap not get even a mention? Grumble grumble whine rotwang whining and bitching grumble.)
News Report: The police were called to a disturbance downtown, but no one came.
Symptoms may also include road rash.
Debbie Does Portland.
Was later arrested for possessing 3 pounds of crack.
"That reminds me, it's taco Tuesday down at the strip club. You want to head over there after our shift?"
"Ma'am, I know it's a manhole cover, but that doesn't mean you can't use it to cover up your womanly hole."
"Should we flick on the high beams too?"
"I think she thinks she's Dark Phoenix. Everyone, just for fun, jump up in the air at the count of three."
"Run, it's a queef attack."
"That reminds me of the time we went to the Georgia O'Keefe exhibition in Phoenix."
"First vagina for you too?"
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