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Caption Contest 07-20-2020

Honorable Mentions:

Elsa was the last person to realize it wasn't gonna be that type of flash mob. - VomitFlop

"Should I call in the S.W.A.T. team, sir? They'd never forgive us if we didn't." - Scrunt

Special Whiney Little Bitch Award:

   - Rotwang  [Choose your own example.]

Special ‘What On Earth Were We Thinking and Will We Ever Hear the End of It?’ Emergency ‘Crimea & Punishment’ Penitential Platinum Mention (Retroactive to 07-02-2020 Contest):

See, it says right there; Citizen of Crimea. - Rotwang

[Okay already, WLB? Btw, your ‘obligatory’ video looks like it borrowed from 2013’s Under the Skin, and Scarlett Johansson makes a hotter alien in any case.]

And now back to our regularly scheduled nonsense:

Bronze:

“I can see a tunnel at the end of the light.” - MacSpruce

Silver:

"Load the douche gun.” - Mervin97

Gold:

The echo made negotiating difficult. - AKAAB

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Comment by blkbwayne on July 22, 2020 at 8:22am

She was charged with committing a Pubic Nuisance 

Comment by Scrunt on July 22, 2020 at 8:22am

"Ok, who wants to break it to her that this will only encourage most of us to use tear gas on protesters in the future?"

Comment by Scrunt on July 22, 2020 at 8:20am

"Damn it!  Where's Female Body Inspector Putin when you really need him?"

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2020 at 7:48pm

“I can see a tunnel at the end of the light.”

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2020 at 7:43pm

“We don’t know yet if she’s a super-spreader, but she’s definitely a spreader.”

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2020 at 7:42pm

“I’ve never seen anything like it, Sarge.”

“You need to get out more, Stankowitz.”

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2020 at 7:40pm

Instinctively their batons went up.

Comment by Rosedude on July 21, 2020 at 5:43pm

Overheard in the White House:  "Has anybody seen Melania?"

"They certainly have, Mr. President.  They certainly have."

Comment by Rotwang on July 21, 2020 at 12:29pm

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HnJbKP9JMQ

Btw I'm getting killed in the caps lately I may as well just post that instead of entering.  (How did the Crimea cap not get even a mention? Grumble grumble whine rotwang whining and bitching grumble.) 

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 21, 2020 at 11:41am

News Report: The police were called to a disturbance downtown, but no one came.

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 21, 2020 at 11:21am

Symptoms may also include road rash.

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 21, 2020 at 11:21am

Debbie Does Portland.

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 21, 2020 at 10:20am

Was later arrested for possessing 3 pounds of crack.

Comment by Mario!!! on July 21, 2020 at 8:26am

"That reminds me, it's taco Tuesday down at the strip club.  You want to head over there after our shift?"

Comment by Mario!!! on July 21, 2020 at 8:25am

"Ma'am, I know it's a manhole cover, but that doesn't mean you can't use it to cover up your womanly hole."

Comment by Ian on July 21, 2020 at 5:52am

"Should we flick on the high beams too?"

Comment by Ian on July 21, 2020 at 5:51am

"I think she thinks she's Dark Phoenix.  Everyone, just for fun, jump up in the air at the count of three."

Comment by Ian on July 21, 2020 at 5:49am

"Terminate her!"

Comment by Mervin97 on July 21, 2020 at 5:48am

"Run, it's a queef attack."

Comment by Ian on July 21, 2020 at 5:47am

"That reminds me of the time we went to the Georgia O'Keefe exhibition in Phoenix."

"First vagina for you too?" 

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