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Caption Contest 07-20-2017

Honorable Mentions:

Rappel and replace. - Rotwang

Timberland boots, you might not survive but they will. - Mervin97

The Bummer of '42 - MacSpruce

The fact that they were found with his dick frozen up her ass is what Al Gore would call "An Inconvenient Truth". - MadAdam

Bronze:

Swiss Miss®-ing - Scrunt

Silver:

They Freeze-Dried With Their Boots On - Ian

Gold:

The Disney version of Frozen went over much better than Hitchcock's… - 38chrysler

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Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 9:09am

The fact that they were found with his dick frozen up her ass is what Al Gore would call "An Inconvenient Truth".

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 9:04am

"Rescue 1 to Base: Yeah we found em, looks like a little wine and cheese picnic gone bad, Over.

Base to Rescue 1: What's left, Rescue 1? Over.

Rescue 1 to Base: Not much Base, basically just debris, Over.

Base to rescue !: You're telling me that after all these years the only thing left is some cheese? Over.

Rescue 1 to Base: Not Da Brie like Brie cheese Sir, debris like wreckage Sir, Over.

Base to Rescue 1: Oh, O.K. That makes more sense, Now I get it, Over.

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 8:53am

Most people don't know that they were discovered by some guy searching Google Earth for Yeti tracks.

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 8:49am

Well at least her "cankles" slimmed down.

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 8:48am

They say Love is Blind...................yeah, SNOWBLIND!

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 8:47am

Love on the rocks

Ain't no surprise

So pour me a drink

and I'll tell you some lies

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 8:42am

That's what happens when you let Billy McFarland and Ja Rule plan your party.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 23, 2017 at 8:47pm

The Bummer of '42 

Comment by MacSpruce on July 23, 2017 at 12:08pm

I thaw what you did there.. 

Comment by MacSpruce on July 23, 2017 at 12:05pm

I can't stand their 'glacier than thou' attitude. 

Comment by MacSpruce on July 23, 2017 at 12:03pm

Ironically, the bottle of wine was intended to 'break the ice'. 

Comment by 38chrysler on July 22, 2017 at 9:38pm

The Disney version of Frozen went over much better than Hitchcocks...

Comment by AKAAB on July 22, 2017 at 8:08pm

♫The closer I get to you...♪♪

Comment by AKAAB on July 22, 2017 at 8:07pm

All he asked for was a blowjob on his birthday...

Comment by Ian on July 21, 2017 at 8:51pm

MOMENTS AGO:  "Congratulations, you just found the world's first message in a bottle that auto-self-destructs in 3, 2, 1..."

Comment by Whiz Kid on July 21, 2017 at 5:57pm
Football was unrecognizable human balls with shoes but split screens ignoring the game was the same
Comment by JJJ23 on July 21, 2017 at 4:01pm

I kept telling them that guy wasn't a genie.

Comment by Iverneil on July 21, 2017 at 8:12am

The strange part is, her name was Floe

Comment by Ian on July 20, 2017 at 9:21pm

Vanity was never an issue for them, even in death.

Comment by Ian on July 20, 2017 at 9:17pm

They Freeze-Dried With Their Boots On

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