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Caption Contest 07-19-2018

Honorable Mentions:

World cup my ball. - AKAAB

"I wish he would have let me drift away at sea." Wilson thought. - Ian

“Yes, I’d say Stormy’s tits were about this big.” - Scrunt

Bronze:

"Thanks Vlad. When can I have my other two back?" - Rosedude

Silver:

"Keep this with you at all times, especially at national defense meetings." - Mervin97

Gold:

"Might as well name that ball Election cause he's practically handing it to him." - VomitFlop

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Comment by mellowpuma on July 26, 2018 at 1:00am

they are so close, they have nicknames for each other: "handler" and "asset".

Comment by mellowpuma on July 26, 2018 at 1:00am

trump knew they would be friends, when he heard the funny way putin said "nuclear launch codes".

Comment by mellowpuma on July 26, 2018 at 12:20am

give to children in baby jail.  maybe they like.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 25, 2018 at 11:59pm

yes, have this robert muller travel to russia, we see how well he investigate when full of polonium.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 25, 2018 at 11:52pm

if he is good boy, next time we buy him puppy.  if he good.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 25, 2018 at 11:47pm

to return the favor, trump had a big truck parked in front of the kremlin.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 24, 2018 at 9:13pm

Apparently they both play for Team Russia. 

Comment by MacSpruce on July 24, 2018 at 9:04pm

The Russian term translates as 'Useful Idiot Award'. 

Comment by Iverneil on July 22, 2018 at 8:24pm

Are those jellybeans?????

Comment by JJJ23 on July 21, 2018 at 2:23pm

Putin knows English, Trump has an earpiece in to translate, cause um, he's a dumb mother fucker. And also fat.

p.s. A traitor and a near constant liar, these things also apply to that melting jack-o-lantern.

Comment by JJJ23 on July 21, 2018 at 8:17am

What a cunt.

Comment by Scrunt on July 20, 2018 at 5:06pm

“Yes, I’d say Stormy’s tits were about this big.”

Comment by Scrunt on July 20, 2018 at 5:06pm

“How do I bend it like Beckham?”

Comment by Scrunt on July 20, 2018 at 5:06pm

“Stop calling it a football! I know a football when I see one and this, sir, is no football!”

Comment by Scrunt on July 20, 2018 at 5:05pm

In a show of international cooperation, President Trump teaches President Putin how to grab a pussy.

Comment by Scrunt on July 20, 2018 at 5:05pm

“It’s almost as inflated as our egos.”

Comment by Scrunt on July 20, 2018 at 5:05pm

"When you said you were taking me to the ball, I thought you meant you were going to be Putin on the Ritz."

Comment by Rotwang on July 20, 2018 at 2:14pm

Ball's in your cohort. 

Comment by Ian on July 19, 2018 at 11:16pm

""The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep."

Comment by Ian on July 19, 2018 at 11:15pm

"In Soviet America, Trump trumps truth."

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