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Caption Contest 07-17-2020

Bronze:

Fail Gate - JJJ23

Silver:

Another bumper crop of lies. - Rosedude

Gold:

"Welcome to the quartering of Nancy Pelosi." - Mervin97

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Comment by Rosedude on July 27, 2020 at 7:59pm

Another bumper crop of lies.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2020 at 7:36pm

Keep on truculent. (The dead are not grateful.)

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2020 at 7:31pm

They used to call the presidency the bully pulpit. Now it’s the bullshit pulpit.

Comment by Mario!!! on July 20, 2020 at 8:54am

"What the fuck do you mean Truckasaurus isn't here?  This blows, Detroit!  I'm out of here!"

Comment by Mario!!! on July 20, 2020 at 8:47am

"Stop me if you've heard this one before.  A Nazi, a Klansman and me walk into a bar..."

Comment by Rosedude on July 19, 2020 at 5:35pm

Thanks to Trump, we are totally trucked.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 19, 2020 at 5:03pm

"Make sure those trucks are in park and not reverse."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 19, 2020 at 5:01pm

"Masks are for losers."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 19, 2020 at 5:00pm

"So keep your trucks at a good social distance."

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 19, 2020 at 10:26am

Ford, Chev, Dodge..I Trump them all with my payloads of crap.

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 19, 2020 at 10:25am

And for all my Redneck friends, my new slogan is "Keeping America Truckin'".

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2020 at 6:13am

You'n come on back.

Comment by Scrunt on July 18, 2020 at 10:37pm

"The design of these is really quite nice.  You know, I've been known to be a hell of a pickup artist myself..."

Comment by Scrunt on July 18, 2020 at 11:51am

"You guys hiring?"

Comment by Scrunt on July 18, 2020 at 11:51am

"Buy American, that's my motto.  Now if you'll excuse me, the Mercedes awaits me."

Comment by Scrunt on July 18, 2020 at 11:49am

"Because fuck the polar bears!"

Comment by Scrunt on July 18, 2020 at 11:47am

"I noticed there aren't any black people here today, not that it matters..."

Comment by Scrunt on July 18, 2020 at 11:43am

"Of course I know what a pickup truck is.  I have gardeners for crying out loud."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 18, 2020 at 5:48am

"The Democrats think I'm an idiot!  They can kiss my tail-gating ass!!!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 18, 2020 at 5:45am

"I love a good pickup truck line!"

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