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Another bumper crop of lies. - Rosedude
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Another bumper crop of lies.
Keep on truculent. (The dead are not grateful.)
They used to call the presidency the bully pulpit. Now it’s the bullshit pulpit.
"What the fuck do you mean Truckasaurus isn't here? This blows, Detroit! I'm out of here!"
"Stop me if you've heard this one before. A Nazi, a Klansman and me walk into a bar..."
Thanks to Trump, we are totally trucked.
"Make sure those trucks are in park and not reverse."
"Masks are for losers."
"So keep your trucks at a good social distance."
Ford, Chev, Dodge..I Trump them all with my payloads of crap.
And for all my Redneck friends, my new slogan is "Keeping America Truckin'".
You'n come on back.
"The design of these is really quite nice. You know, I've been known to be a hell of a pickup artist myself..."
"You guys hiring?"
"Buy American, that's my motto. Now if you'll excuse me, the Mercedes awaits me."
"Because fuck the polar bears!"
"I noticed there aren't any black people here today, not that it matters..."
"Of course I know what a pickup truck is. I have gardeners for crying out loud."
"The Democrats think I'm an idiot! They can kiss my tail-gating ass!!!"
"I love a good pickup truck line!"
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