Comedy Whirled

Caption Contest 07-17-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"What's the first Rule of the Cider House again?" - Ian

I went to the Glory Hole and caught Crabapples - 38chrysler

Comparing apples to melons - Bill Staples

The Best Little Core House In Texas - Rosedude

if the apples are forbidden she wants them if they are knowledge then not so much - Whiz Kid

Bronze:

I took her out to dinner but all she wanted was a sausage in cider. - MacSpruce

Silver:

I'm not sure why, but I've got a sudden craving for a piece of warm apple pie and two jugs of milk. - Scrunt

Gold:

Pretty ironic considering how many times a day she hears the phrase "O.K., now, turnover". - MadAdam

Comment

Got a funny caption? Join Comedy Whirled!

Join Comedy Whirled

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 8:37am

( I wonder how much I could charge if I call it an "Apple Creampie"? Sigh............my life sucks )

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 8:33am

Being crowned "Queen" of the Tijuana Apple Festival" isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds. 300 Pesos and you have to blow a couple hundred "Gringos".

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 8:21am

Apples come with "Wax On", her customers cum with "Wax Off".

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 8:16am

Those are just for decoration, the real apples she deals with are being held by babies arms.

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 8:14am

I'd like to apple butter. Get it? apple "BUTT" her, put it in her butt, (my wiener),  HA! See what I did there?

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 8:11am

She may have a ton of apples but one thing she definitely doesn't have is a "cherry".

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 7:59am

Usually green apples are associated with Beatles, here they're associated with crabs.

Comment by MadAdam on July 28, 2017 at 7:58am

Pretty ironic considering how many times a day she hears the phrase "O.K., now, turnover".

Comment by MadAdam on July 27, 2017 at 11:13pm

This way she can do porn and still tell her parents she's in STEM.

Comment by MadAdam on July 27, 2017 at 11:11pm

That bowl's for "spittin seed".

Comment by JJJ23 on July 23, 2017 at 1:22pm

Bored to the core.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 23, 2017 at 11:57am

I took her out to dinner but all she wanted was a sausage in cider. 

Comment by MacSpruce on July 23, 2017 at 11:56am

For the right price she'll peel. 

Comment by Whiz Kid on July 21, 2017 at 5:28pm
Adam and eve thought clothes AND phones were invisible
Comment by Whiz Kid on July 21, 2017 at 5:20pm
if the apples are forbidden she wants them if they are knowledge then not so much
Comment by Rodney Dean on July 19, 2017 at 8:20pm

It's Balls to the wall, the apples belong in the bowl.

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 19, 2017 at 8:19pm

Thought the audition was for the remake of Green Acres.

Comment by Rodney Dean on July 19, 2017 at 8:18pm

Yeah, I heard they reduce mouth noise...not really sure why you would want that?

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2017 at 2:20pm

How you like them apples?

I'm largely indifferent to them apples. In fact I'm more concerned about the near constant liar we have as president.

Comment by Iverneil on July 18, 2017 at 7:11pm

When she said she wanted him inside her, he thought she said in cider.

© 2017   Whirled Wide Network   Powered by You! Thank You for your continued support.

Badgers  |  Complain Complain Complain  |  Terms of Service