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Comment by JJJ23 on Sunday

Bored to the core.

Comment by MacSpruce on Sunday

I took her out to dinner but all she wanted was a sausage in cider. 

Comment by MacSpruce on Sunday

For the right price she'll peel. 

Comment by Whiz Kid on Saturday
Adam and eve thought clothes AND phones were invisible
Comment by Whiz Kid on Saturday
if the apples are forbidden she wants them if they are knowledge then not so much
Comment by Rodney Dean on Thursday

It's Balls to the wall, the apples belong in the bowl.

Comment by Rodney Dean on Thursday

Thought the audition was for the remake of Green Acres.

Comment by Rodney Dean on Thursday

Yeah, I heard they reduce mouth noise...not really sure why you would want that?

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2017 at 2:20pm

How you like them apples?

I'm largely indifferent to them apples. In fact I'm more concerned about the near constant liar we have as president.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 19, 2017 at 3:18am
Everything here is a little tart.
Comment by Iverneil on July 18, 2017 at 7:11pm

When she said she wanted him inside her, he thought she said in cider.

Comment by Iverneil on July 18, 2017 at 3:25pm

Waking up at Bill Cosbys 

Comment by Rotwang on July 18, 2017 at 11:45am

It ain't easy being three feet tall. 

Comment by KariGrant on July 18, 2017 at 9:25am

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Appfel, Purpfel, Appfel, Verm, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel,

Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel,

Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel.

Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 9:09pm

In retrospect, hiring Hugh Hefner as CEO of Apple Inc. was a mistake.

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 17, 2017 at 7:09pm
Realizes she has to stop eating an apple a day or else her doctor won't make a house call and cure her yeast infection.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 17, 2017 at 7:03pm
Wondering if William Tell was a lousy poker player.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 17, 2017 at 6:51pm
Surrounded by green, but she's Golden Delicious.
Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 5:49pm

"Hey there big boy, my name's Candy Apple.  It's $50 a lick and $500 if you wanna go bobbing, if you know what I mean."

Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 5:31pm

Granny Smiths are tasty, but I prefer to put Fuji in my mouth.

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