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Caption Contest 07-17-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"What's the first Rule of the Cider House again?" - Ian

I went to the Glory Hole and caught Crabapples - 38chrysler

Comparing apples to melons - Bill Staples

The Best Little Core House In Texas - Rosedude

if the apples are forbidden she wants them if they are knowledge then not so much - Whiz Kid

Bronze:

I took her out to dinner but all she wanted was a sausage in cider. - MacSpruce

Silver:

I'm not sure why, but I've got a sudden craving for a piece of warm apple pie and two jugs of milk. - Scrunt

Gold:

Pretty ironic considering how many times a day she hears the phrase "O.K., now, turnover". - MadAdam

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Comment by Iverneil on July 18, 2017 at 3:25pm

Waking up at Bill Cosbys 

Comment by Rotwang on July 18, 2017 at 11:45am

It ain't easy being three feet tall. 

Comment by KariGrant on July 18, 2017 at 9:25am

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Appfel, Appfel, Appfel, Appfel.

Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 9:09pm

In retrospect, hiring Hugh Hefner as CEO of Apple Inc. was a mistake.

Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 5:49pm

"Hey there big boy, my name's Candy Apple.  It's $50 a lick and $500 if you wanna go bobbing, if you know what I mean."

Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 5:31pm

Granny Smiths are tasty, but I prefer to put Fuji in my mouth.

Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 5:28pm

"Sorry boys, if you ain't packing Fruit by the Foot, I'm not interested."

Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 5:27pm

Sure she looks ripe for the picking, but deep down she's really rotten to the core.

Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 5:26pm

I'm not sure why, but I've got a sudden craving for a piece of warm apple pie and two jugs of milk.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 17, 2017 at 12:34pm

supernormal stimulus:  if you need a definition, see everything in this picture.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 17, 2017 at 12:24pm

Where have you gone, Johnny Appleseed?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 17, 2017 at 12:09pm

Contemplating the whole apples versus oranges debate bores the attractive.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 17, 2017 at 12:03pm

She just found out the new republican health care plan only covers one apple a day and a yearly speech by the President on how "in shape" you look.

Comment by Rosedude on July 17, 2017 at 11:48am

The Best Little Core House In Texas

Comment by Bill Staples on July 17, 2017 at 11:16am
Comparing apples to melons
Comment by 38chrysler on July 17, 2017 at 9:19am

Life aint easy when everything reminds you have hemorrhoids.

Comment by 38chrysler on July 17, 2017 at 9:12am

I went to the Glory Hole and caught Crabapples

Comment by 38chrysler on July 17, 2017 at 9:07am

Granny Smith is looking pretty good.

Comment by 38chrysler on July 17, 2017 at 9:06am

All those giant apples and she still has trouble finding a six inch worm

Comment by 38chrysler on July 17, 2017 at 9:05am

...one of the Sauce Girls.

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