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Caption Contest 07-17-2017

Honorable Mentions:

"What's the first Rule of the Cider House again?" - Ian

I went to the Glory Hole and caught Crabapples - 38chrysler

Comparing apples to melons - Bill Staples

The Best Little Core House In Texas - Rosedude

if the apples are forbidden she wants them if they are knowledge then not so much - Whiz Kid

Bronze:

I took her out to dinner but all she wanted was a sausage in cider. - MacSpruce

Silver:

I'm not sure why, but I've got a sudden craving for a piece of warm apple pie and two jugs of milk. - Scrunt

Gold:

Pretty ironic considering how many times a day she hears the phrase "O.K., now, turnover". - MadAdam

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Comment by Mario!!! on July 17, 2017 at 8:26am

I bet the apple doesn't fall far from the teats.

Comment by Mario!!! on July 17, 2017 at 8:25am

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Comment by Mervin97 on July 17, 2017 at 5:02am

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 17, 2017 at 4:51am

Didn't know Applebee's had a "back" room.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 17, 2017 at 4:47am

Adam didn't have a chance.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 17, 2017 at 4:24am

She's the apple of everyone's eye.

Comment by Ian on July 17, 2017 at 1:35am

"Here's looking at you, askance."

Comment by Ian on July 17, 2017 at 1:29am

Got Pork Chops?

Comment by Ian on July 17, 2017 at 1:28am

"What's the first Rule of the Cider House again?"

Comment by VomitFlop on July 17, 2017 at 12:30am

"Oh, I'm sorry. Is my cleavage distracting you?"

Comment by VomitFlop on July 17, 2017 at 12:26am

Hell's Lounge Room lived up to expectations.

Comment by VomitFlop on July 17, 2017 at 12:21am

Steve Jobs' bitches were always easy to spot.

Comment by VomitFlop on July 17, 2017 at 12:19am

"I still can't decide which fruit is more plastic. The apples or the melons."

Comment by VomitFlop on July 17, 2017 at 12:19am

Jenna Appleseed

Comment by VomitFlop on July 17, 2017 at 12:16am

"Geez, lady, you must really hate doctors."

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