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Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 5:28pm

"Sorry boys, if you ain't packing Fruit by the Foot, I'm not interested."

Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 5:27pm

Sure she looks ripe for the picking, but deep down she's really rotten to the core.

Comment by Scrunt on July 17, 2017 at 5:26pm

I'm not sure why, but I've got a sudden craving for a piece of warm apple pie and two jugs of milk.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 17, 2017 at 12:34pm

supernormal stimulus:  if you need a definition, see everything in this picture.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 17, 2017 at 12:24pm

Where have you gone, Johnny Appleseed?

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 17, 2017 at 12:09pm

Contemplating the whole apples versus oranges debate bores the attractive.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 17, 2017 at 12:03pm

She just found out the new republican health care plan only covers one apple a day and a yearly speech by the President on how "in shape" you look.

Comment by Rosedude on July 17, 2017 at 11:48am

The Best Little Core House In Texas

Comment by Bill Staples on July 17, 2017 at 11:16am
Comparing apples to melons
Comment by 38chrysler on July 17, 2017 at 9:19am

Life aint easy when everything reminds you have hemorrhoids.

Comment by 38chrysler on July 17, 2017 at 9:12am

I went to the Glory Hole and caught Crabapples

Comment by 38chrysler on July 17, 2017 at 9:07am

Granny Smith is looking pretty good.

Comment by 38chrysler on July 17, 2017 at 9:06am

All those giant apples and she still has trouble finding a six inch worm

Comment by 38chrysler on July 17, 2017 at 9:05am

...one of the Sauce Girls.

Comment by Mario!!! on July 17, 2017 at 8:26am

I bet the apple doesn't fall far from the teats.

Comment by Mario!!! on July 17, 2017 at 8:25am

Thanks for the skin pic, Comedy Whirled.  But your site is the one I like to surf when I need to get away from internet porn for awhile.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 17, 2017 at 5:02am

One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 17, 2017 at 4:51am

Didn't know Applebee's had a "back" room.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 17, 2017 at 4:47am

Adam didn't have a chance.

Comment by Mervin97 on July 17, 2017 at 4:24am

She's the apple of everyone's eye.

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