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Caption Contest 07-14-2017

Honorable Mentions:

holder of blackmail does not shake hands with his blackmail slaves.  is russian way.  ok, this time i make exception, because you look sad, like baby. - mellowpuma

Gimme that Rolex and I'll let you invade America. - RoadKillHairPiece

"See, it softens your hands while you do the maid who's doing the dishes." - Scrunt

Gimme five (Russian hookers with full bladders in the Presidential Suite of the Moscow Ritz-Carlton)! - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Right before Trump pulls his hand away & screams: "Too slow!" - VomitFlop

Silver:

if putin was wearing a ring, i'm sure he would have tried awkwardly to kiss it. - mellowpuma

Gold:

"Why does your hand smell like my secretary?" - Ian

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Comment by Scrunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:08pm

“You may grab women by the pussy, but a real man, he grabs a bear by the balls.”

Comment by Scrunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:08pm

“Go on, tell me about my misfortune.”

Comment by Scrunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:07pm

Handouts Across America

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 13, 2017 at 3:25pm
A gypsy said my heart line shows I'm going to start a torrid bromance ... wink wink ... wink ... you following me?
Comment by Rotwang on July 13, 2017 at 3:19pm

Hey, c'mon, a handshake doesn't count as collusion.  (I checked.  I'm an expert on this.)

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 1:21pm

shadowy men on a shadowy planetary banking summit.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 1:15pm

at this point, even putin weighs the pros and cons before associating with trump.

Comment by Rosedude on July 13, 2017 at 11:34am
"How many Russians greased it?"
Comment by Rosedude on July 13, 2017 at 10:44am
" Is this hand you grab pussies with?"
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 13, 2017 at 9:28am
There's not much left you can do to me. Wait ... here, shit in my hand.
Comment by Mario!!! on July 13, 2017 at 9:21am

"Sit.  Good.  Now, shake...  Shake...  Come on boy, shake.  Damn it!  I guess it true what they say: You can't teach an old dictator new tricks."

Comment by Mario!!! on July 13, 2017 at 9:19am

Putin on the Ditz

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 13, 2017 at 9:17am
Gimme that Rolex and I'll let you invade America.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 13, 2017 at 9:11am
See ... I never use a Kleenex when I masturbate.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 13, 2017 at 9:09am
Sit on my hand and I'll give you an anal tickle.
Comment by VomitFlop on July 13, 2017 at 8:54am

An American hasn't bombed this hard in Russia since John McClane was there.

Comment by VomitFlop on July 13, 2017 at 8:52am

Sicko & Hammered

Comment by VomitFlop on July 13, 2017 at 8:51am

"No, I didn't wash them. I always use wet naps."

Comment by VomitFlop on July 13, 2017 at 8:50am

"Do you not read palms anymore, Vlad?"

Comment by VomitFlop on July 13, 2017 at 8:49am

Every time I see a picture of them together it feels like the punchline to a Yakov Smirnoff bit.

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