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Caption Contest 07-14-2017

Honorable Mentions:

holder of blackmail does not shake hands with his blackmail slaves.  is russian way.  ok, this time i make exception, because you look sad, like baby. - mellowpuma

Gimme that Rolex and I'll let you invade America. - RoadKillHairPiece

"See, it softens your hands while you do the maid who's doing the dishes." - Scrunt

Gimme five (Russian hookers with full bladders in the Presidential Suite of the Moscow Ritz-Carlton)! - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Right before Trump pulls his hand away & screams: "Too slow!" - VomitFlop

Silver:

if putin was wearing a ring, i'm sure he would have tried awkwardly to kiss it. - mellowpuma

Gold:

"Why does your hand smell like my secretary?" - Ian

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Comment by VomitFlop on July 13, 2017 at 8:47am

Right before Trump pulls his hand away & screams: "Too slow!"

Comment by Mervin97 on July 13, 2017 at 5:04am

"Lets make handshakes great again."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 13, 2017 at 5:01am

"Give me some skin bro, we did it."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 13, 2017 at 4:59am

"Mine are bigger then yours."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 13, 2017 at 4:59am

"Show me the money."

Comment by Mervin97 on July 13, 2017 at 4:58am

"When was the last time you washed that little thing."

Comment by 38chrysler on July 13, 2017 at 3:59am

Thought I would never say this Vlad but America has more Snowflakes than Siberia...

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 3:20am

so when my lawyer met with your son about russian adoption policy, he was too stupid to know i wanted banking restrictions lifted.  is he the, how you say, special child?   he does know read news, did not know mangnisky act happened in us on december 14 2012, and the dima yakovlev law happened in russian on december 28.  lawyer leaked clinton emails, so where is banking restriction lift?  this is the g20 banking summit, yes?

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 3:01am

holder of blackmail does not shake hands with his blackmail slaves.  is russian way.  ok, this time i make exception, because you look sad, like baby.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 2:59am

so, funny story, i asked for all the voter data from the 50 states and MOST OF THEM GAVE IT TO ME!  no joke.  also, all the news media is covering are my insipid tweets about joe scarboroough.  so when will my sons be turning that stuff over to you, sir?

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 2:48am

when magnitsky act repealed, then i shake hand.  we had deal.   i poison dissidents, it's just my thing.  

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 2:42am

no it's my hand, and it goes on puppet strings.  bad puppet, i make gestures.

Comment by Ian on July 13, 2017 at 2:38am

"Why does your hand smell like my secretary?"

Comment by Ian on July 13, 2017 at 2:37am

The memo was:  "Make it look like you're shaking hands for the first time."

What Trump read: "Make it look like you're shaking hands for the first time with anyone in your life, ever."

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 2:36am

oh, so putin buys the suits trump makes, that explains why he's so putin friendly, it's just good customer service!

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 2:34am

if putin was wearing a ring, i'm sure he would have tried awkwardly to kiss it.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 2:33am

so, interfering in our elections, invading sovereign nations, giving north korea missle tech, funding cyber attacks, and poisoning dissidents.  i'm sure hillary would have tried to shake his hand too.  

Comment by Ian on July 13, 2017 at 2:24am

"Oh, I can see the fleas, mummy, can't you see the fleas?"

Comment by Ian on July 13, 2017 at 2:23am

"The first semi-serious effort at Détinte..."

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 2:07am

putin wears a trump suit,  and trump wears a putin agenda.

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