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Caption Contest 07-14-2017

Honorable Mentions:

holder of blackmail does not shake hands with his blackmail slaves.  is russian way.  ok, this time i make exception, because you look sad, like baby. - mellowpuma

Gimme that Rolex and I'll let you invade America. - RoadKillHairPiece

"See, it softens your hands while you do the maid who's doing the dishes." - Scrunt

Gimme five (Russian hookers with full bladders in the Presidential Suite of the Moscow Ritz-Carlton)! - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Right before Trump pulls his hand away & screams: "Too slow!" - VomitFlop

Silver:

if putin was wearing a ring, i'm sure he would have tried awkwardly to kiss it. - mellowpuma

Gold:

"Why does your hand smell like my secretary?" - Ian

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Comment by MacSpruce on Sunday

Gimme five (Russian hookers with full bladders in the Presidential Suite of the Moscow Ritz-Carlton)!

Comment by Whiz Kid on Saturday
a Russian bear needs a magic white rabbit to poo in the woods
Comment by VomitFlop on Saturday

"I've made you a special hat in honor of this occasion. It says Make Russia Great Again."

Comment by MacSpruce on Saturday

No joy buzzer this time, I promise. 

Comment by MacSpruce on Saturday

What means this "Pull my finger"? 

Comment by Rotwang on Friday

Hey slap me a low 5 my man! Hundred documented communications and collusions woo! 

Comment by JJJ23 on Wednesday

Both you guys got a lot of trees in your countries. Trees in your forests. Trees in your cities. Trees in your governments.

Comment by Iverneil on July 18, 2017 at 3:44pm

No thanks, I don't use hair gel

Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 16, 2017 at 3:38am
Are you sure the urinal upstairs isn't leaking?
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 15, 2017 at 6:40pm
This hand was a lady killer in its day - but never indicted.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 15, 2017 at 6:37pm
The Smithsonian will get this hand after I die. It's my Tweet hand.
Comment by RoadKillHairPiece on July 15, 2017 at 6:36pm
This hand will look even bigger and prettier in handcuffs.
Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:35pm

"I'll make you a deal.  We nuke North Korea.  You nuke China.  And we meet at TGI Friday's afterwards for Endless Appetizers and half price Kamikazes at Happy Hour, my treat.  What do you say?"

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:31pm

"See, no callouses."

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:25pm

"See, it softens your hands while you do the maid who's doing the dishes."

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:23pm

Palms for the Bore

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:19pm

♫  Lay your hands on me 

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:14pm

"Nyet, I don't have a square to spare.  I can't spare a square."

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:09pm

"Skin it."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 14, 2017 at 5:17pm

"Nyet, comrade!  I don't shake the hand of someone who didn't win the popular vote!"

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