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Caption Contest 07-14-2017

Honorable Mentions:

holder of blackmail does not shake hands with his blackmail slaves.  is russian way.  ok, this time i make exception, because you look sad, like baby. - mellowpuma

Gimme that Rolex and I'll let you invade America. - RoadKillHairPiece

"See, it softens your hands while you do the maid who's doing the dishes." - Scrunt

Gimme five (Russian hookers with full bladders in the Presidential Suite of the Moscow Ritz-Carlton)! - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Right before Trump pulls his hand away & screams: "Too slow!" - VomitFlop

Silver:

if putin was wearing a ring, i'm sure he would have tried awkwardly to kiss it. - mellowpuma

Gold:

"Why does your hand smell like my secretary?" - Ian

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Comment by VomitFlop on July 14, 2017 at 10:28am

Comment by Iverneil on July 14, 2017 at 8:44am

Jot down your number here 

Comment by Iverneil on July 14, 2017 at 8:38am

Nice! but do you have anything in men's sizes?

Comment by Ian on July 14, 2017 at 3:44am

"Nieto said nyet!"

Comment by Bill Staples on July 13, 2017 at 10:14pm
This is the hand that grabs them by the pussy
Comment by Bill Staples on July 13, 2017 at 10:13pm
Told ya I'd win now pay up
Comment by Ian on July 13, 2017 at 8:22pm

"You should know what this is, you guys invented it.  KAOS Theory."

Comment by Ian on July 13, 2017 at 8:13pm

"Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands... except Putin."

Comment by Ian on July 13, 2017 at 8:10pm

"Comb-over here!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 13, 2017 at 6:11pm

"I didn't know it was Palm Sunday!"

Comment by Scrunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:09pm

The Hand Not Shaken

Comment by Scrunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:09pm

President Trump recently visited with President Putin in a failed attempt to gain some hands on experience.

Comment by Scrunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:08pm

“No thanks, I know where that hand has been.”

Comment by Scrunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:08pm

“You may grab women by the pussy, but a real man, he grabs a bear by the balls.”

Comment by Scrunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:08pm

“Go on, tell me about my misfortune.”

Comment by Scrunt on July 13, 2017 at 5:07pm

Handouts Across America

Comment by Rotwang on July 13, 2017 at 3:19pm

Hey, c'mon, a handshake doesn't count as collusion.  (I checked.  I'm an expert on this.)

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 1:21pm

shadowy men on a shadowy planetary banking summit.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 13, 2017 at 1:15pm

at this point, even putin weighs the pros and cons before associating with trump.

Comment by Rosedude on July 13, 2017 at 11:34am
"How many Russians greased it?"

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