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Caption Contest 07-14-2017

Honorable Mentions:

holder of blackmail does not shake hands with his blackmail slaves.  is russian way.  ok, this time i make exception, because you look sad, like baby. - mellowpuma

Gimme that Rolex and I'll let you invade America. - RoadKillHairPiece

"See, it softens your hands while you do the maid who's doing the dishes." - Scrunt

Gimme five (Russian hookers with full bladders in the Presidential Suite of the Moscow Ritz-Carlton)! - MacSpruce

Bronze:

Right before Trump pulls his hand away & screams: "Too slow!" - VomitFlop

Silver:

if putin was wearing a ring, i'm sure he would have tried awkwardly to kiss it. - mellowpuma

Gold:

"Why does your hand smell like my secretary?" - Ian

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Comment by MacSpruce on July 23, 2017 at 11:24am

Gimme five (Russian hookers with full bladders in the Presidential Suite of the Moscow Ritz-Carlton)!

Comment by Whiz Kid on July 22, 2017 at 12:28pm
a Russian bear needs a magic white rabbit to poo in the woods
Comment by VomitFlop on July 21, 2017 at 8:59pm

"I've made you a special hat in honor of this occasion. It says Make Russia Great Again."

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2017 at 8:14pm

No joy buzzer this time, I promise. 

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2017 at 8:03pm

What means this "Pull my finger"? 

Comment by Rotwang on July 21, 2017 at 10:03am

Hey slap me a low 5 my man! Hundred documented communications and collusions woo! 

Comment by JJJ23 on July 19, 2017 at 2:13pm

Both you guys got a lot of trees in your countries. Trees in your forests. Trees in your cities. Trees in your governments.

Comment by Iverneil on July 18, 2017 at 3:44pm

No thanks, I don't use hair gel

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:35pm

"I'll make you a deal.  We nuke North Korea.  You nuke China.  And we meet at TGI Friday's afterwards for Endless Appetizers and half price Kamikazes at Happy Hour, my treat.  What do you say?"

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:31pm

"See, no callouses."

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:25pm

"See, it softens your hands while you do the maid who's doing the dishes."

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:23pm

Palms for the Bore

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:19pm

♫  Lay your hands on me 

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:14pm

"Nyet, I don't have a square to spare.  I can't spare a square."

Comment by Scrunt on July 14, 2017 at 10:09pm

"Skin it."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 14, 2017 at 5:17pm

"Nyet, comrade!  I don't shake the hand of someone who didn't win the popular vote!"

Comment by Rosedude on July 14, 2017 at 12:54pm
"This is going nowhere until you hand over the pee pee tape,."
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 14, 2017 at 12:08pm

"See, I don't have anything up my sleeve.  It's under my hair hat!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 14, 2017 at 12:04pm

Shaken, not stirred.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on July 14, 2017 at 12:03pm

Trump just doesn't get Russian porn.

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